Night pal. Go well, up yours xx
Not yours, Nigella.
Not yours, Nigella.
Narcs move at lightening speed in relationships. They lovebomb like crazy and are very convincing. Until the day when you suddenly realise the reason why you’re feeling like crap is because you’re being gaslit and manipulated constantly. When it ends they are devastated. For 5 minutes until they have snared their next victim.It's odd she's this cut up about a few month relationship. She seems to move very fast. I get being alittle miffed especially if you really liked them but I mean come on its was hardly Romeo and Juliet.
FTFYThis is why Jack's relationships are doomed. She usesherchild,herparentsandanyoneelseforlikes.
Still breadcrumbing....the conveyor belt of neediness rumbles on
duck me one of her lovely friends has bought her a house or she’s found one in the magic puddle
Fair play, put the cartoon FILTERED garlic in Jack's cartoon kitchen...@Ostapbender apologies for hooting at you but the idea that Jack knows what rotoscoping is or that she could be arsed to do it is very funny. Dear heart, it's a filter, the only thing she knows! If she can facetune the sky she's not going to be shy with some garlic.
Please, please let it involve live TV.
I thought she had her dream a few weeks back that cooking show on Lorraine? No?
It did seem quite fast paced, and Jack only thinks of herself, as we know so perhaps didn’t pick up on Harold’s unhappiness or unease.Was it just me, or did anyone else interpret dumpspeak 'too damaged and different' as 'too demanding and needy'?
e) Having spent months listening to Jack moaning about folk online wanting her DEAD, he got Googling and washed up on our shores. Join us, Harold.Was the final straw:
a) she kept nuzzling his brother
b) she changed his phone wallpaper to the cover of this month's Modern Bride magazine
c) he finally tasted her cooking
d) his family staged an intervention, showing him the tweets
Alas, we'll never know. Farewell Harold, favourite minor character since Terry the sparrow.
Welcome to This Morning. Have you had a breakup recently? Our guest has...Please, please let it involve live TV.
Inserts ‘not another one.gif’
e) Having spent months listening to Jack moaning about folk online wanting her DEAD, he got Googling and washed up on our shores. Join us, Harold.
I honestly think judging by the child free holidays he wanted to have some fun, but she wanted so much more and he lost interest.It did seem quite fast paced, and Jack only thinks of herself, as we know so perhaps didn’t pick up on Harold’s unhappiness or unease.
nevertheless, having just been off on holiday with him not a few days ago, as well as the trip to Glasgow etc, you could forgive her for thinking this has come somewhat as a shock.