Miguel got the gig because he's more professionalI thought she had her dream a few weeks back that cooking show on Lorraine? No?
Miguel got the gig because he's more professionalI thought she had her dream a few weeks back that cooking show on Lorraine? No?
Not so much lost interest as, grew frightened.I honestly think judging by the child free holidays he wanted to have some fun, but she wanted so much more and he lost interest.
Not all blokes want to be tied down especially when they are coming out the other side of something that has consumed them for quite some time.
Lorraine was the last one, so probably something like Bargain HuntTotes excited for tomorrow guys.
Like ~literally~ most excited I have eVeR been EVER.
I can’t even be bothered to think what this next gig of a lifetime will be. I will be manifesting moss to GTF out of my wall.
Christ, not more spoooooons.Lorraine was the last one, so probably something like Bargain Hunt
Through the keyhole is my bet.Lorraine was the last one, so probably something like Bargain Hunt
I feel smothered and suffocated reading that (and I'm just a casual observer, you know?).Warning: Huge
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First clue- rental agreement on the front door.Through the keyhole is my bet.
"Who lives in a shithole like this"
She is a couple of balls short of a cock!She is a drawer full of cocks
That reminds me, in April @Satisfying Click discovered Jack had started following an Instagram account for bridal veilsb) she changed his phone wallpaper to the cover of this month's Modern Bride magazine
It looks like they’ve set up a tripod in the toilet. Does this person do Only Fans maybe?First clue- rental agreement on the front door.
In 666 there lives a Mr Miller. He's the local vicar and a serial killerThrough the keyhole is my bet.
"Who lives in a shithole like this"
Harold was her passport to the forever home. Now he's home owning alone and Jack still RENTS.That reminds me, in April @Satisfying Click discovered Jack had started following an Instagram account for bridal veils
Jack Monroe #290 The Violet Elizabeth Bott of food, she will cook and cook until you are sick.
Did she delete? I can’t see that On her weekly planner. Tomorrow is sausage and mushroom stroganoff. Yesterday was cannellini, bacon and pork pie. #90percentvegantattle.life
Opens fridge- Here we have a collection of yellow sticker veg rotting away, look at this liquefied cucumber! Who ever lives here is no Master chef.....It looks like they’ve set up a tripod in the toilet. Does this person do Only Fans maybe?
This rug in the kitchen looks like it’s been made out of a thousand clown costumes. Could this be a clue?Opens fridge- Here we have a collection of yellow sticker veg rotting away, look at this liquefied cucumber! Who ever lives here is no Master chef.....
Too early dear heart, too early!Still breadcrumbing....the conveyor belt of neediness rumbles on
bleeping hell, this needs to happen. Keith Lemon in the crappy bungalow? Oh my days. Love it!This rug in the kitchen looks like it’s been made out of a thousand clown costumes. Could this be a clue?