Jack Monroe #326 You absolutely reek of bitterness, fantasy and too much time on your hands

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It's fucking exhausting just following along with her tattle threads so I can't imagine how utterly done with her shit ExOH was.

You have all made brilliant insightful comments, I agree he probably got the extreme ick from reading her twitter version of the relationship. She treats everyone in her life like a 2d character to be used for likes and retweets from complete strangers. It's fucking weird. She really needs to get off twitter, it's destroying her.
 
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It’s this isn’t it? She has extreme main character syndrome and everyone else, including her child, merely supporting roles when it suits her/makes her look good.
 
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Who could have possibly predicted that someone "deliciously ordinary" who "works in a little shop" wasn't looking to be tied down to a Z-list celebrity with a gargantuan sense of self-importance and who can't go a single day without a drama or chance to claim victimhood.

https://giphy.com/241M8mwa4d8LDjQsga
 
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Can you imagine being in Jacks AA group? I’d be straight down the offy for some strongbow after every meeting.
I’ve often thought this too Geets, but was afraid of saying it lest it makes light of the serious recovery that many do go through. Please tell me you’ve seen this clip.

 
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It’s way too soon for a thread title, but I want a Den and Angie reference.

‘And this, my sweet, is a letter to your agent telling them to take me out of the acknowledgments. Happy Christmas, Jack’.
 
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She's so manipulative. Listening to her talk last week, I actually started to feel sorry for her a couple of times, until I remembered that everything I was listening to was easily proven to be untrue.
If you're new to Jack (and people who are like her), I can see how easy it is to be taken in, especially if you're a decent person who takes things at face value, and aren't paying close enough attention to see the inconsistencies slipping in. I think those of us who catch it more quickly have sadly been taken advantage of by similar people in the past, or observed them doing it to other people.
 
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I don't believe there was an OH, or an OH break-up. She's realised that at some point her family would want to meet him/her, so OH had to go.

She's a pathological sadfisher. This is the person who smeared make up all over her eye for Twitter likes then tied a scarf round her head and .
Asked for oncology doctor recommendations.
 
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Blimey lads, it's been a day hasn't it?

I too found myself starting to feel sorry for her and was genuinely worried for her and feeling guilty for laughing about last night's deleted tweet.

I only popped to Tesco and viola - she's back and as manipulative and self-absorbed as ever.
 
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oof Jack, just ring a parent then put OFAH on or something. stick a pony in your pocket, get your suitcase from the van...
 
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Gosh that was exhausting to read after a long day of actual work.
10/10 for the recap at the start of the thread!
I feel bad for hat guy as I was only joking about him being OH so I hope he isn’t.
She should not be publicising her role in those AA meetings. I don’t know anything about Aa but it just feels inappropriate as an outsider looking in,
 
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