Speaking of which, pretend OH break-up at least gives her another excuse to push back the launch date of the VBI and poverty book.“Made of strong stuff?” She dissolves quicker than a snowman in a heatwave at the mere mention of the VBI!
You’re so empathetic and you should never feel bad for feeling sorry for her - this is her niche! She is a professional performer who has made quite a lot of money off the back of manipulation and pulling the heartstrings of vulnerable and gullible people onlineSending love to all those recovery peeps out there.
I have to admit I was feeling the waves of sympathy lapping earlier. Being broken-hearted is rubbish, particularly if she has to move around the country talking and not giving herself the time to process it.
However, her birthday tweet just cements what I suspected was coming at the weekend. It is all a performance. All of it.
I feel shit that I was taken in once again. I don’t trust myself. I refuse to be cruel and name call because that isn’t in my nature and ultimately it is her behaviour that is at fault and not her. A very subtle difference, but still a difference.
Off to post gifs I think.
If she's been speaking in a scottish accent - 'Och aye' for a week that's enough to give any sane person the ick.I refuse to believe the Harvester was the final straw. They have a salad bar that has tomatoes and cucumber and sweetcorn and lettuce and pepper…
She gives me the fucking ick and I'm ScottishIf she's been speaking in a scottish accent - 'Och aye' for a week that's enough to give any sane person the ick.
Faux wellness bollocks, preceded by a hyper focus on an imagined sense of self which is the antithesis of what she’s so desperately trying to portray…
I see what you did there.Quality flounceimagine being 44 years old and behaving like that because your short-term imaginary boyfriend dumped you. Go and change your MSN name to something tragic and sign in and out repeatedly so he notices you, you actual child.
“Made of strong stuff?” She dissolves quicker than a snowman in a heatwave at the mere mention of the VBI!
They will have fused with her fleshWill she take the earrings out now?
There are no adequate emoji buttons to communicate how much this has filled me with mirth.Yeah in the same way that Adolf Hitler was quite unpleasant.
She’s also definitely building up to same tale of woe of walking in on Harold smashing the landlady’s back doors in over a sideboard.
“I’m too extraordinary and special for these deliciously ordinary folks”. Insufferable beyond belief.~damaged and different~ yeah or mentally stunted at age 13. Pillock.
That comment has a fragrance.They will have fused with her flesh
I feel mean typing this, but I had wondered if OH or OH ex was the person who was being repeatedly called (because it’s an AA thing (super questionable)) then the police visit was related to that harassment ?I just had a thought.
If Hatman is/was OH then last night's Tattle may have been too much for him.
Scenario......
Hatman doesn't do SM. Maybe because he's got kids and doesn't want to be triangled, maybe he's just a private person.
Jack has spent the last 3 months dropping breadcrumbs the size of mega pumbles about who he is, where they are, how much is being spent. She also said she met him at fellowship, groped his brother and put pictures of their holiday on the Internet. She's dropped a lot of alarming clangers and embarrassing rants, as is her way. Oh and posed with a loaded weapon, got turned down for a mortgage and had the police visit.
He almost certainly had some level of cringe, which got worse and worse.
Then last night we triangled Hatman. If he didn't read it then one of the many Southend lurkers will have let him know.
Personally I think the final straw was being outed as an AA member. He rang her this afternoon and dumped her.
(Obviously m'lud this is just musings of MooBelle and not fact. We don't even know if Hatman is Harold. I can also believe there is no OH and she's invented the whole thing.)
They'll now go to live with the engagement rings in Jack's big souvenir box of relationships ruined through her own self centred, immature, attention seeking behaviour. Imagine the drama poor Harold has had to deal with of late we've had perennial favourite- the internet wants me dead, malicious welfare check, I have an ouchie, send helpos. and so on and on.Will she take the earrings out now?
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