Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY

[Candytuft]

I thought it was a bit strange that she was quite gleeful that OHifheexists wasn't on social media. Fair enough, people may not be for all kinds of reasons. In this day and age, though it's a useful tool that we have now. In the olden days you generally courted around your local social circle and you knew the bad eggs to avoid because you knew of their families etc. Word got round.
It's not like that now as much. Before a date it makes sense to Google someone.

 

[Ostapbender]

They only mention one of the sons on social media. Is the one who is dating Jack in hiding

This thread is killing me. I need to stop laughing

He's gone to high ground, the Pumble thrives near water and gets altitude sickness! You'll find him in the Lake District x

 

[NellieBoo]

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LJC What's happened NOW ?

 

[Ostapbender]

LJC What's happened NOW ?

Harold got crushed by a falling eucalyptus branch

 

[Hollaaa]

LJC What's happened NOW ?

Obvs take it all back if something actually has happened... but how likely is that?

 

[SarcasticEllis]

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I can’t find it - deleted already??
Pretty sure all the folk having a tit time today for whatever reason will want to see this self pitying drivel

 

[trueblue222]

Harold got crushed by a falling eucalyptus branch

She accidentally ran him over when she was driving around Southend on her scooter shouting duck Tories.

 

[Mr Krabs]

LJC What's happened NOW ?

It’s almost summer. Got to start making plans before the aparthotels get booked up.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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Jack is not amused at this squig questioning her origin story.

at “20 pence and some mouldy Farleys Rusks”. And even more that she’s responded

Fucken tool

 

[trueblue222]

at “20 pence and some mouldy Farleys Rusks”. And even more that she’s responded

Fucken tool

I had a look at that account. Really surprised it's still on twitter. Probably because it's got no followers to report it's content.

 

[Captainmouse]

Wonder if the landlady knocked on her door, kicked Jack in the shins and told her to stop spreading bullshit about her online, rounding it off with a, "Have a nice day, pal!"

Or even a 'go well'

 

[Shimmering]

Is she gearing up for a Sunday night chaos? I do feel sorry for her, it can't be pleasant spending the whole weekend alone with only twitter for company.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Does she never tire of victimhood? She’s like the Duracell bunny of self pity.

THREAD TITLE! Second half of the thread is fine isn't it?

 

[trueblue222]

Is she gearing up for a Sunday night chaos? I do feel sorry for her, it can't be pleasant spending the whole weekend alone with only twitter for company.

She could change that. Plenty of people use groups to meet new folks (not just dating).

I understand that she might not want to be around booze but I'm sure there will be groups for folks who don't drink or activities that don't involve alcohol

 

[MancBee]

Has Jack been with her own father today? Or is he sharing fathers day with his children that give a monkeys? Those that don't think the world revolves around them.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Went to a 'fun day' today. Not the weather for it but there was a BBQ and a couple of squaddies were barbecuing pineapple! I overheard them talking about bromelain and, lads, I'm sure you know exactly what the next words out of my mouth were.

Even the Archduke looked confused.

 

[Captainmouse]

Does she never tire of victimhood? She’s like the Duracell bunny of self pity.

#thread title

 

[jenny2603]

Harold got crushed by a falling eucalyptus branch

Sex Jack had been up in the tree claiming to be a "randy koala" at the time of the incident.

 

[trueblue222]

I expect that she's very upset that she can't talk about the threats she gets incase she gets another police visit so she's now in the bad mentals because of a tree.

You couldn't make this tit up. No it's not nice having depression but if she's this upset over a tree that isn't even hers she needs to get a bleeping grip

 

[Smeghead]

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coming from the past, so not sure where this will land, looks like the press ignored her pleas
Daily Mail
Tree woes leaves food blogger stumped
A food blogger is at loggerheads with her landlady after learning she wants to cut down a tree in her garden.
Jack Monroe, known for her Dead People Can’t Riot T-shirt range and cheap 9p badly costed recipes, turned to Twitter for help, this weekend.
The roots of her woes stemmed from claims her landlady planned to chop down a perfectly healthy tree in the back garden of the £800k detached home in Essex.
Jack, who RENTS the property, spent a day pleading for advice from her legion of Twitter friends - who were left as stumped as she was with what to do.
A neighbour who didn’t want to be named, told The Daily Mail: “First we had tennis balls rolling down the road, then gangs of tree surgeons roaming the streets. Now, it’s this tattooed c*nt putting her bins out in her dressing gown and whining about everything under the sun. People are talking about selling up. The neighbourhood what’s app group hasn’t been this active since she started chopping down a neighbour’s For Sale sign with an axe.”