No mention of Papa Dave today?
Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY
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Generally I don't think anyone would care about this, but with Jack it's clear lesbian/lezzer is just another label she's appropriated while it was convenient for her to pose as one, so I think she would actually get some level of backlash for it and she'll be terrified it will ruin her relationship with Diva I'd imagine given they've been a frequent call upon for a little bit of ego-stroking.
No, it's all about MamaPapa as usual.
That's why she's miserable today, her son hasn't sent her a MamaPapa's Day card and gift.
Meanwhile in the Sun:
U-can’t-lift-us Tree! Lefty Blogger Outrage Over Tree She Uses for Sexy Snaps
U-can’t-lift-us Tree! Lefty Blogger Outrage Over Tree She Uses for Sexy Snaps
I wonder if perhaps dad is still cross and she's maybe not been able to visit?! 
I'd never bothered looking at the satellite view of Thorpe Bay before and thought people were exaggerating about the swimming pools. There's even a bean-shaped one! Not bothered to 
Jack either but maybe that's the forever home she was coveting before mortgage man, he say no.
We've never doxxed you either you freak. You did that yourself and we'd be banned in an instant for sharing it.
Jack either but maybe that's the forever home she was coveting before mortgage man, he say no.
We've never doxxed you either you freak. You did that yourself and we'd be banned in an instant for sharing it.
She's mentioned SB's grandparents on the other side before, so my assumption is that SB, SB Dad, granddad and family are all doing something for Father's Day and Jack is pissed off she wasn't able to shoehorn her way in/invite herself along and pose as the poor lil pixie not seeing her own Papa because she's putting SB firstI wonder if perhaps dad is still cross and she's maybe not been able to visit?!
Daily Eggspress junior reporter- hmm slim pickings on twitter today, I wish Adele would declare she’s bi or some footballer spent last night shagging a....WHATS THIS? Jack Monroe’s tree! I can bang out this copy and meet my mates down the pub by six! Lads, get me a pint in. Oh no, she’s tweeted “press, please don’t use this” so I guess I can’t. Don’t worry lads, I’ll see you another day. Just going to investigate whether David Beckham has definitely been faithful, ho hum
She could always do some volunteering if she's lonely.
She lobbed a gold pumble over Big Daves fence earlier on, shouted something about him wishing she would stop breathing and then stormed back to the crappy bungalow.
No flies on landlady!
Yep. Like 'volunteering' information on where the rest of the T Mill money is and whether she's actually paid her taxes.
Feeling spicy!
Babe same, you know when you think you love the weird, dark, moody, geek types, then some bleeping ripped dude climbs a tree on your perimeter in a high viz, helmet and harness and you start questioning your life choices and wondering why you’ve married mr Dogmuck - me
The landlady has probably been putting post its in the window because she won't lower herself to talk to her,
" Stop telling yer mates about me!!"
" Stop telling yer mates about me!!"
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She has no interest in groups, where she isn’t the Center of attention. Look at how she’s bending the narrative at AA, opening, secretary, team mum etc etc
Who knows what is going on. maybe Jack not welcome at her parents for fathers day because of the gun thing. Her son got a better present for his dad than he got Jack for mothers day. Harold is spending the day with his children and grandchildren and Jack hasn't been invited.
Could be she has pissed off the TUC for being a no show. angry that LJC is having an awesome time, landlady has left a horse's head on the doorstep.
Doubtless something trivial.
I could toodle on down to Slopsville on mine. I've a fairly clear diary for the next week or so. I'll pack some tins of mushy peas
Perhaps the long suffering landlady finally whipped out a cheeky cease and desist.
Know exactly what you mean. I have always fancied pale, thin, bookish boys. The tree surgeon didn’t look like a reader but he could have called me a fat, ugly hag and I’d have thanked him profusely.Babe same, you know when you think you love the weird, dark, moody, geek types, then some bleeping ripped dude climbs a tree on your perimeter in a high viz, helmet and harness and you start questioning your life choices and wondering why you’ve married mr Dogmuck - me
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