OH finally googled her as his DiL told him Microsoft was ending Internet Explorer and he thought it might be his last chance to defend her against her the ninnies. Unfortunately instead it revealed the grift and the sad realisation that the knocking he was hearing in the night was not due to old pipes that the mean landlady won’t replace but a mendacious Pumble wanking under the bed. It’s all a bit too fruity for him and Margaret already got half his pension in the settlement, he can’t afford to give HMRC the rest and still keep the static home in Shoreham 
