0825 and i'm still half asleep, but i've already learned that there's lawnmowers that need to be charged
sounds kinda, idk... fancy
sounds kinda, idk... fancy
Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author
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Probably a bit of early morning T Rolling. Catching us before we start work.
Shuffles feet Britishly over to Food and Drink.
She's already pissed me off and it's only 8.30.
She's already pissed me off and it's only 8.30.
It's pishing it doon here, I have no sympathy
I thought the mower was stolen? Also the size of her garden, a rechargeable will be useless, especially as she rarely mows
edited to say I see it has reached meadow proportions
To be fair when the council cut grass in my area they do it early but just cut the bleeping grass. It's just more attention seeking.
Btw it's not 31 degrees until 3pm you rocket.
Plus. Is her son out doing lessons on the grass the absolute moron?
Air con? Is he on an all inclusive holiday in Majorca?
Btw it's not 31 degrees until 3pm you rocket.
Plus. Is her son out doing lessons on the grass the absolute moron?
Air con? Is he on an all inclusive holiday in Majorca?
Slip slap slop.
So Jack is shocked that both her neighbours are up and about at gone 8am 
FFS, most of my neighbours seem to be up and out by 7am for that thing called work!
Perhaps big D has a big mower she can borrow?
FFS, most of my neighbours seem to be up and out by 7am for that thing called work!Perhaps big D has a big mower she can borrow?
The same website you were asking for paypal donations to get fixed, you mean?
While the entire country swelters in offices, schools, and hospitals, getting the duck on with it despite the weather, Jack ‘tip jar’ Monroe will spend the day swanning around the bungalow with many expensive fans, occasionally taking time out of her busy schedule of tweeting ‘tories bad’ to take a siesta. Ah to live the life of a grifter.
some people may have emailed the guardian and included this as part of their correspondenceI was going to say the same thing - for one split second I thought she was going to thank them all for their hard work, for everything they did for their communities, but no. It was just about HER. Selfish witch!!!!
Also, why hasn't anyone tweeted the Guardian, quoting her tweet about paying buttons, and bollocked them for not paying decent remuneration to their writers (I use the term loosely)? I would LOVE to see their response!
Also she must be feeling much better from her RA if she’s dicking about with a lawnmower
I see the arthritis has eased.
I’ve worked in several schools. When it gets really hot they can take blazers and ties off and there is a cold, filtered water station.
Why on earth would a teenage boy wear a floppy hat to school?
Why on earth would a teenage boy wear a floppy hat to school?
OH duck OFF YOU SNOBBY GRAMMAR SCHOOL BINCH.
She's saying this so squgs will be worried about her. And give her money.
But Jack is ‘military to the core’, so surely this is a good thing?
Eye roll reaction please!!!
If any of SBs teachers do follow her, imagine them reading that (probably won't see it though as they'll be working all day)
Embarrassed for her. Imagine seeing her tweets as a teacher of her son.
When I was at school girls had to wear skirts all year round now I see girls in leggings, trousers, converse. The only uniform they have to wear is shirt tie and a blazer.
She's talking complete mince as per usual
She's talking complete mince as per usual
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