Vlad picked out a forever home with a built in handrail for Harold
that's so kind of him!
Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?
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Vlad picked out a forever home with a built in handrail for Harold
that's so kind of him!
speeeeeend some dough at table 4 3
I wonder does she take the Tiffany dupes out every night and back in again in the mornings or does she just sleep with them in because they seem surgically attached at this point.
Those earrings are vile. I have been on the Tiffany website, some amazing ones and she picked... Those...
Makes me sad!
Wealth advisor 
Like an accountant
Sure you don't even listen to the one you have Jack ffs
Pay your bleeping taxes!!
Like an accountant
Sure you don't even listen to the one you have Jack ffs
Pay your bleeping taxes!!
Sleeps with them in. Just in case stalkers or burglars get access to the bungalow and find the precious treasure.
Slept in top for a black tie event? Get in the bin. You'd be better saying you are tired and can't attend
Marms those faces on squigs have killed me! Beautiful 
Also, no, she’s not had those teeth whitened, straighten, replaces - nope not even a hygienist has been near those.
Also, no, she’s not had those teeth whitened, straighten, replaces - nope not even a hygienist has been near those.
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Wealth advisor? Go to Coutts do you hun?Wealth advisor
Like an accountant
Sure you don't even listen to the one you have Jack ffs
Pay your bleeping taxes!!
This, and your ”table 4 reveal” have really made up for the lack of chaos today,
That tweet didn't even make sense, with the whole "it's pointless for Boris to employ an ethics advisor" thing. People are more likely to need an advisor for the stuff they're not good at so if Jack thinks Boris shouldn't employ an ethics advisor then
she's actually implying the opposite to what she thinks she is. She also clearly has no idea what an ethics advisor is and why they're important in any situation where someone holds all the power over another. Because she has a teenager's understanding of politics.
I feel so sad for everyone at the awards ceremony who are excited to see their hard work recognised, only to be overshadowed by a walking ego who hasn't even bothered to put clean traazers on for the occasion.
This is obviously the star of the whole event.
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Is anyone else hysterically laughing at the one with a crying face or am I broken?
Maybe Harold is like Harvey in the film, so Jack can see him and behaves as if he's there no one else can.
I know manybhave said the same but she's a disrespectful twit. She's really turned up to an awards ceremony like that? Dress to impress or black tie, you pack your decent clobber.
She forgot she'd packed a shirt at 5am? Not worn it though has she and if I'd forgotten by the afternoon, something I'd done at 5am,
or 
...back in the day obvs
This is sarcasm, isn’t it?
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Yes!Is anyone else hysterically laughing at the one with a crying face or am I broken?
It’s this pair that really made me LOL, they look like a fugue state dream version of Ant And Dec.
The blokes behind her be like- 'what's that honk?'
Really getting Ben Affleck vibes from this lady. I love her.
So, is Jack’s outfit from the ‘dyeing all my clothes black to get back at LJC’ era? Except for the stuff she wears that didn’t get dyed. And the many bin bags full she was going to list online tomorrow (several months ago).
She totally looks like him in that photo the telegraph keep using for her.Honestly think she just says all this smelly clothes bs to make whatever god awful outfit she’s put together seem likeso much better than you said Jack! You’re gorgeous
Just can’t understand why someone who’s had the privilege of a reasonable salary and well off partners, creative/media contacts, being straight sized, and frequent access to city centres to go shopping can end up dressed like her? Like just copy a mannequin or a fashion blogger ffs? You don’t HAVE to dress like Richard Hammond!
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