Jack Monroe smells of hamster bedding. That is all.
Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?
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I think squig is a very refreshed wedding guest who has bumped into Jack.Are squig's flies undone?!
I can smell them both from here
Also that's not a shirt, it's a t-shirt. Shirt implies buttons. She looks like staff.
Also missus in the blue dress looks not very impressed with the little arrangement in front of her, have we found Maureen?
Also missus in the blue dress looks not very impressed with the little arrangement in front of her, have we found Maureen?
Trusty vape in Jack's hand too. Are the liquids included in your £20 budget, Jack?
It's ok, no one will ever mistake Jack for a worker.
the squigs are just so... weird.
She'd have been better wearing the flower cardigan from earlier to this doo than just the black t-shirt that was underneath it. Anyway, she's a massive balloon knot either way, so no matter.
Squig runs a charity. He was up for the charity of the year award.
What a scruffy bleep.
Also, that comment about the pointlessness of her appointing a wealth adviser? If I'd just come back from my second foreign holiday in as many months I'd maybe wait a while before attempting to play the "I'm so poor" card again, but you do you Jack x
Also, that comment about the pointlessness of her appointing a wealth adviser? If I'd just come back from my second foreign holiday in as many months I'd maybe wait a while before attempting to play the "I'm so poor" card again, but you do you Jack x
Vlad is trying to sell me a passive-aggressive lemon washing-up sponge. Not now Vlad, all the mithering ninnies need to know that I think those boots make her feet look ridiculously large. Is this why she keeps falling down the stairs all the time?
He got some DMs too. The guy interviewing her earlier had the same ones on too. Unless they're the same person?
Was this event sponsored by Doc Martins?
(Also, you emoji choices on that photo are chef's kiss perfect @Marmalade Atkins )
Also as parent, I don't get to go out much anymore so when the opportunity arrises I go all out even if it just to the pub. I don't have alot of money for clothes but I do like to buy dresses and skirts and makeup, but have nowhere to where them, so when I do go out I make an effort and take pride in my appearance. The rest of the time, I just look like a plain Jane.
Aren’t they! Was just about to say the same. Especially the woman on the left.
This! I was in the middle of writing something on my socials about looking forward to my holiday next month but I know holidays aren't possible for lots of people right now so I didn't want to make anyone feel bad. Just a small acknowledgement of the privilege you have Jack.
If tattle allowed us to have pinned photos on threads…
I’ve just realised - there’s no way she actually really bought that Diva photoshoot suit is there?
I'm due on too
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