In fairness if popping to Asda for some bits, takes the mindset, preparation & effort it takes most people to climb Everest, that probably does seem like an awful lot of work to Jack.I mean, it's just not that deep. I zoomed in, saw the phone propped up and laughed
Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?
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Apart from the obviously empty opposite seat reflected in the sunglasses, the angle of the camera is a give away.
If you were sitting opposite then it would be face on and dead ahead. This is taken by someone sitting on the ground and looking up.
Unless Harold was down on one knee mid proposal when the pic was taken...
Omg thank(space)you so much Jack! Canal, I bid thee adieu, Jack has so kindly absolved me from this wretched hobby and so off I go, softly, gently into the beckoning light of…pottery? Board games? Jack you forgot to tell me what is an acceptable way to spend my time? Alas it matters not, I’m free! Off I duck - FOREVER!
I don't think I'd have the strength for Wedding Jack. I'd need a city adjacent mini break or something
Jack, unless you are a mind reader you have no idea how we feel about ourselves.
I would advise you to go to Asda and look for a f*** because we don’t give a flying one.
I would advise you to go to Asda and look for a f*** because we don’t give a flying one.
Nah, Jack, it's all about you, none of it is about us. We all get on on these threads, we just don't like you personally because you are a lying grifter who takes advantage of people, this is a personally held belief, in case you want to sue me
Jack:
Also Jack:
I got my tattoos done in Vegas and Brooklyn.
Also Jack:
I got my tattoos done in Vegas and Brooklyn.
It always makes me laugh that people like Jack want to believe their detractors must have deep psychological ishews. Their egos are so massive that any criticism is unfathomable.I mean, it's just not that deep. I zoomed in, saw the phone propped up and laughed
Sali Hughes even had a team of psychologists scrutinise her threads here and they informed her we are all disturbed and need help
But hey if that makes them feel better than the realisation people just like to laugh at their nonsense and call them grifters so be it.
Jelly Bean thanks for the help with how to post a spoiler.
Personally I’m really not convinced about her claims to be an alcoholic. It seems much more likely her addictions are related to other substances which she feels unable to share. Which is of course is fine and she has no obligation to discuss her addictions. I guess she feels her audience are likely to be more sympathetic about alcohol rather than ‘expensive’ street or prescription drugs. However the misdirection and advise she does put out about alcoholism is potentially very dangerous to others.
Found this picture of Jack rn
All hail Philosophical Jack!
Nice sentiment but it absolutely says more about you, I'm afraid. And, it's you. You're what's troubling these people*. I'm happy and secure enough in my life to know that I don't require 'likes' and adulation from strangers to feel content.*The people on gossip forums. A place that she absolutely never visits or reads.
Literally CANNOT lie klaxon. Toot toot!
Oh FFS Jack - don’t bother taking the moral high ground, you’re a serial liar who scams people out of money (including charities)
She could have protected OH by never ever mentioning him. But she has. Frequently. No one made you.
Nosh means blow job in certain parts of Yorkshire
Nosh means blow job in certain parts of Yorkshire
The, Black, Kettle, Calling, Pot, The
Rearrange these words to make a well known phrase or saying.
By the way Jack, I neither want, need or accept your forgiveness. Thanks all the same.
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Jack needs her own travel show on Netflix. Off the Beaten Jack. Episode one - Jack visits the little know Scottish village of Edinburgh and enjoys the local dish of bacon naan.
Strawberry moon tonight. Get ready for some chaos, boys.
Strawberry moon tonight. Get ready for some chaos, boys.
My dad always called food nosh but it means blow job here too, so we used to giggle when he said he was taking us out for a nosh, I'm sure he used it more when he realised we knew what it was slang for
. Does Jack have the same sense of humour as my DEAD dad?Be careful with that title Krabs, she’ll claim it as her own soon enough.
Jack forgives me? Best day ever! Jack, I made you a Forgiveness cake! (I don’t want to go near your pants though, thanks all the same).
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