Oh my god. Jack the Pov Prophet forgives me. I'm saved. Cleansed. Blessed. Not.
Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?
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Babe, it is 100% about you. #BigMaths
Yay! Jack forgives us! However I SHAN'T feel truly forgiven until she cancels her forthcoming trips to Scotland.
I'm in a very happy, secure place thanks. And I don't spend every waking hour on Twitter pretending to be poor.
Au contraire. 99% of the time it is totally about you.
Hope that helps clear up any misunderstanding.
A ha. #gotcha #selfpartnered
Eta, looks like Jack's forgiven me for this. Thanks for all you do x
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I confess my sin of idly trying to spot a beer, thank you St.Jack for all you do. Such magnanimous forgiveness is truly humbling
Thanks for your forgiveness, Jack. I'm currently sitting in bed in my dressing gown as it's freezing cold and I can't afford to put my heater on. I get most of my food, cat food and prescriptions from the food banks near me as I'm on a disability pension and my husband is unemployed. There's a lot more going on but as it doesn't affect you, you wouldn't care.
My next 'holiday' could well be my step dad's funeral which I have no doubt my brother will have to pay for.
Just enjoy your bleeping holiday without worrying about us, eh?
ETA Sorry lads, I shouldn't let her wind me up.
Nice new teeth and lips she's got there! Must have picked them up at duty free.
I'm going for lunch in Glasgow with a couple of my siblings tomorrow, I am so tempted to suggest we swing by*.
*my sister would murder me.
She means not one word. Eaten up with bitterness, that one. Nobody tit talks more than her.
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I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Free from the pain of guilt and forgiven at last
I did a good act of contrition 
and thanks for those words of absolution Jackie, I feel renewed. So what ya giving me as penance 2 hail Mary’s and an our father, just a straight up 4 Hail Marys or 4 days of slop?
Do one you utter horror, have a look at some of your own behaviour and how that impacts negatively on thousands and then come back and try your semi-professional psychology on me
and thanks for those words of absolution Jackie, I feel renewed. So what ya giving me as penance 2 hail Mary’s and an our father, just a straight up 4 Hail Marys or 4 days of slop? Do one you utter horror, have a look at some of your own behaviour and how that impacts negatively on thousands and then come back and try your semi-professional psychology on me
How long does this forgiveness last, do we know? If I mention Jack not paying the Teemil money and taking money off people who need it more through Patreon, now, am I still forgiven, or was the forgiveness only on everything from before that? Asking for a Canal
I mean, it's just not that deep. I zoomed in, saw the phone propped up and laughed 
I mean, it's just not that deep. I zoomed in, saw the phone propped up and laughed
Semi-professional?I did a good act of contrition
Do one you utter horror, have a look at some of your own behaviour and how that impacts negatively on thousands and then come back and try your semi-professional psychology on me
More like something she’s read in Psychologies.
Forgiveness from Our Lady of Perpetual Slop is hard to come by indeed. We'll all have to be very good ninnies and say our Hail Asdas.
Hail Asda, full of Smartprice,
Joe Le Taxi is with thee.
Blessed art thou among squigs,
And blessed is the fruit of thy tins, Pumble;
Holy Harold, OH of slop,
Pray for us ninnies
Now, and at the hour of ourinexplicable eggs.
Amen.
Hail Asda, full of Smartprice,
Joe Le Taxi is with thee.
Blessed art thou among squigs,
And blessed is the fruit of thy tins, Pumble;
Holy Harold, OH of slop,
Pray for us ninnies
Now, and at the hour of our
Amen.
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