Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?

[KebabGirl]

Christ, I want to clean those shoes SO badly.
It must be my Autism, or my Military Edges but, Jesus.
Sorry (not sorry) to say I judge people by their shoes.
Shoes and handshake.
Dirty shoes, limp handshake. Nah.

I agree so much with this! Takes no time to keep leather shoes / boots clean and they last longer. Although in the we here, it's been 20 months since I wore leather footwear - trainers, sliders all the way. In covid times the elbow / fist bump is no replacement for a firm handshake.

From earlier: I think the jumpers and cardigans are worn for an excuse to roll up the sleeves and show off the tats. If you wore something sensible for the occasion or more formal (suit type jacket) this would not be possible.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I remember a particularly stuttery Jack on Good Morning Britain when Piers hosted, she was diabolical, even worse than normal. It was around the time she said BoJo was a liar

Quoting myself like a ninny. I knew I wasn’t imagining it:

 

[Orphan_Black]

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She's got that lip filler wrinkle on her cupid's bow. They'll pop is you carry on Jack!

She's had her teeth whitened and brows bladed too. Jack, hi, question; instead of repeating your pov story over and over again, would you please explain how you afford your lifestyle when you only have £34 in your account and work for free?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Imagine getting booked consistently just to come on and say "Yeah, I've been there, I've been poor and I will use 'we' and 'us' to make you think I still am. I still jump when somebody knocks the door. We need things to change, please." Like come the duck on people, GET SOMEBODY ELSE ON

 

[HotesTilaire]

Them brows have been threaded not bladed. Jack I said this last year, kelp getting your eyebrows done it works wonders for you, looks much better.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Worst first date ever.

Why does she look like she's sitting in the naughty chair sulking. Cheer up pet. People have paid for you to talk bollocks. I'd be happy as a pig in tit.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Is it just my wonky eyes, or has the face filter made her profile all wonky-

Spoiler: WTF

 

[Boyo]

I hope they played her out with 'Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow'.

Don’t stop, it’ll soon be here
You’ll still be here, worser than before
The VBI’s gone, the VBI’s go-oo-one.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Them brows have been threaded not bladed.

I knew something had been done to them, I'm no beauty salon frau! Cheers!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Why is she wearing an ugly thick winter jumper on the hottest day of the year to date?

ETA 21°c in Glasgow according to BBC

And the boots! What’s wrong with a nice summery pair of pumps? #edgy

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

8 weeks apart.

 

[Cack Conroe]

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8 weeks apart.

I know I’m a bad ninny for saying this. But Christ she’s such a munter.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

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That’s someone questioning their life choices if ever I saw it

 

[jenny2603]

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8 weeks apart.

Those 100 hour work weeks have fair knocking the stuffing out of her.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She actually arrived carrying a big Adidas hold-all slung over her shoulder which must be offstage!

Imagine if you got to see Harold omg

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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8 weeks apart.

She doesn't look well in my opinion she looks washed out. Not the supposed relaxed face of someone just off their holidays. Also her socks will be crawling off her feet in those boots today.

 

[Mr Krabs]

She's got that lip filler wrinkle on her cupid's bow. They'll pop is you carry on Jack!

She's had her teeth whitened and brows bladed too. Jack, hi, question; instead of repeating your pov story over and over again, would you please explain how you afford your lifestyle when you only have £34 in your account and work for free?

Got to spend hundreds at the salon to get that mAsCuLiNe aStHeTiC.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

All those emails…. They are all Tattle notifications aren’t they?

 

[trueblue222]

She's got that lip filler wrinkle on her cupid's bow. They'll pop is you carry on Jack!

She's had her teeth whitened and brows bladed too. Jack, hi, question; instead of repeating your pov story over and over again, would you please explain how you afford your lifestyle when you only have £34 in your account and work for free?

I dislike her brows. There's nothing wrong with having thick eyebrows but hers are just wonky and for context in my entire life all I've ever done is plucked mine and I've not done that for years

She's always going on about how great her brows are when they look shite

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Why is the way she's sitting so irritating? You have no right to look that comfortable when you're being praised by hundreds of people for the pov story that never bleeping happened and the VBI that doesn't bleeping exist

PSA: if your veins are tattooed your tattooist has gone way too far. Like grab your Tiggy+Bo and get to A&E levels of too far.