Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?

[kachoochoo]

tried using jack on dalle mini. it did not go well

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[jenny2603]

She also said volunteers every week at her local food bank but doesn’t like to broadcast it

 

[Falkor]

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"And so we have an army of people, mainly volunteers, working tirelessly to pull people off the edge of a cliff..."

Um, don't you mean 'away from' the edge of a cliff? Or is this a new angle on Dead People Can't Riot? Forensic as ever, Jack!

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

Well … I think you’ve got the gist from Twitter. I expect Jack will be feeling pretty good about that, she went down very well. It was in the format of an interview on stage, with a couple of q’s taken from twitter at the end.

tattle got a mention! She made reference to a gossip site that’s obsessed with her, in response to a question about how she copes with the abuse she gets.

Oh I do hope they hop on over here.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Urgh when will society turn on the middle classes and their pathetic, hyperbolic language? This is as patronizing as that squig who volunteers at a food bank where the clients are all “brilliant, wonderful people”
ETA Everything is bleeping “tirelessly” on behalf of the ME/CFS community, stop normalizing excessive effort.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Her body language shows what a billy big bollocks she thinks she is. Back to being lead in the schoolplays, no stage fright, Jack loves her ego being fed.

If she was anxious in anyway then she wouldn't look so relaxed. Strong Peston vibes.

 

[Veronicaaa]

That's odd, seeing that she was shitting all over Eamon's current employer gbnews and how she refuses interview requests for the channel

Also odd given his pained expression throughout Jack's final ever slot on This Morning, because they won't have her back after the lingreenie disaster.

 

[Emmapism]

Just unfollowed The Poke. Sigh.

 

[trueblue222]

To be fair a Q and A with no dissenting voices would make her look better than she deserves.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She also said volunteers every week at her local food bank but doesn’t like to broadcast it

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Also odd given his pained expression throughout Jack's final ever slot on This Morning, because they won't have her back after the lingreenie disaster.

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It is was it is, so it is

 

[Clarends]

Welcome any curious lurkers from this afternoon.

Read the wiki before you judge us.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Just unfollowed The Poke. Sigh.

James Herring is a massive twit though so don’t feel bad

She also said broadcast she volunteers every week at her local food bank but doesn’t like to broadcast it

Ftfy

 

[Whaa?]

Well … I think you’ve got the gist from Twitter. I expect Jack will be feeling pretty good about that, she went down very well. It was in the format of an interview on stage, with a couple of q’s taken from twitter at the end.

tattle got a mention! She made reference to a gossip site that’s obsessed with her, in response to a question about how she copes with the abuse she gets.

I wonder if this means she has stopped claiming death and rape threats in her DMs on twitter?

Oh I do hope they hop on over here.

I think they probably will. 'Jack Monroe gossip site' returns Tattle as the first entry.

 

[Hayze2384]

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Could she be anymore 'Generic Lesbian' if she tried. I must have missed my lesbian starter pack when I came out.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I’m pretty sure Twitter used to be slang for a female perineum, because it’s halfway between the twit and the shitter. I say we bring back the word, although I’m not sure how it would come up organically in conversation.

I Facts!

 

[jenny2603]

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"So The Pumble is about this size and it can break a man's arm just by staring at him. I fear nothing."

 

[Ostapbender]

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Pathetic attempt at a big boy software boss pose, but imagine Jack's legs sticking like this... Hopping back to Glasgow central like Rumpelstiltskin

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

She also said volunteers every week at her local food bank but doesn’t like to broadcast it

If this every-week thing is true then it’s started … like … this week.