It's remarkable how she continues to find new ways to make me audibly say "What the duck" EVERY SINGLE DAY.
"999, which service do you require?"
"Police, please."
"OK, how can we help?"
"Someone on Twitter said they received some non-specific threats a while ago. I'd like you to call round to their house."
"Certainly. May I take your name and the name of the person you'd like us to visit?"
"Yes, it's Mr T Roll. The person concerned is Dr Dr Jack Monroe, ADHD ASD. You should have her address already, there must have been numerous reports of foul smells coming from her kitchen."
"No problem, I'll get a car round there straight away. Do you wish to be kept anonymous?"
"Oh no, it's quite alright. Feel free to tell her my report is malicious, too."
"Will do. Thanks for your call!"