Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

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Plot twist: Jack got offered a job at the nick. She'll be teaching the police officers how to cook, and the poor prisoners will be waiting hours through no fault of their own for their slow cooked cup of tea and rinsed beans in gruel
Grunking but I'm pretty sure this would violate the policing code of ethics for human rights in custody
 
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This is absolutely genius!
 
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She will need to say Polis if she comes to Scotland

She's an absolute banger. She should just piss off and take her fake benedict cumber fucking scotch indy troll account with her the absolute goon

I hope she misses her flight. I'm evil but I
don't care

How the fuck do people want to date her knowing she's a fucking troll of the highest order
 
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I Fought the Slop (and the slop won)
Folsom Prison Gruels
Band with the Runs
I Slopped the Sheriff
 
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To be forensic about it
A fud is the name given to the tail of a rabbit and therefore ladies front bums became known as fuds because of the pubes resemblance…..
Either that all my whole life I’ve been under misapprehension.
I thought it was like fod which is your forehead. Also Elmer Fudd has a massive fod.

I will award a large amount of slopcoin crypto, which is just resting in Slopbots account, to any Frau who obtains footage of someone shouting “oiii you, Jack Monroe, you opposed Scottish independence with a twitter sock account called Benedict Cumberscotch, didn’t you, yer fud”
 
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Plot twist: Jack got offered a job at the nick. She'll be teaching the police officers how to cook, and the poor prisoners will be waiting hours through no fault of their own for their slow cooked cup of tea and rinsed beans in gruel



How gorgeous was Richard Beckinsale though
 
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Because she’s a literal food expert, HTH x
 
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