Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

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Found Jack's incident report.
ETA the error 401 page came up after I clicked their link entitled "How to stay safe this Jubilee weekend." I suspect it said "Don't piss around with artillery in residential areas". Or something.
 
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Surely it’s to check about reports of huge weapon being fired in residential area?
 
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I think this thread could backfire on her as it makes no fucking sense. Innocent squiggs will ask questions which she won’t like.

I predict a thread on freddo inflation by sundown
 
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I genuinely believe this visit was to do with Daddy's cannon. Jack then bored them with tales about trolls and the abuse she gets on a daily basis and why don't they investigate that instead. But she is such a fantasist and attention seeker it is almost pointless trying to tease out any truth from the wall of shite she spews out.
 
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Oh my heart bleeds for her. I really should have considered the foster carers own children when I was thrown into a car and driven to live in a complete strangers house miles away from everyone and everything I knew late at night. I never realised that my feral arse was so traumatising to them
 
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Oh @LennyBriscoe i am DeAd at that first para!! Sorry I didn’t see the other text. I meant the ‘core of steel para’
 
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I think this thread could backfire on her as it makes no fucking sense. Innocent squiggs will ask questions which she won’t like.

I predict a thread on freddo inflation by sundown
Yes it will be deleted very soon and buried under some nonsense. I'm going to go with favourite breakfast cereals 🥱
 
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Gosh she is a right tool. We have a dick on the street who reports anyone who parks in his "spot" reader we have no spots it's on street parking. My husband's mate parked there when my kid was a baby and the bloke rang up the police claiming all sorts. The police came out we said what had happened they said, that bloke was on their radar as a time waster and they left. End of tale
 
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WTF lads?!? I did not see the police doing a malicious welfare check coming. I don't understand, how would a third party reporting something make Jack look like a timewaster? I have so many questions. Why would a welfare check cause Jack to leave the earth? Surely if someone was worried about something and the police follow it up and it's all a misunderstanding, then everyone is happy?

SEND EXPLANATIONOS.
 
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Lol a police car pulled up outside my house (I’m nosey so waited to see where they were going but they drove off again after a minute) just before I read her latest tweets. I thought I’d been !

I want to say I don’t believe this happened but then she’s tagged them in so may be true?! It’s all a bit weird
 
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It's remarkable how she continues to find new ways to make me audibly say "What the fuck" EVERY SINGLE DAY.

"999, which service do you require?"

"Police, please."

"OK, how can we help?"

"Someone on Twitter said they received some non-specific threats a while ago. I'd like you to call round to their house."

"Certainly. May I take your name and the name of the person you'd like us to visit?"

"Yes, it's Mr T Roll. The person concerned is Dr Dr Jack Monroe, ADHD ASD. You should have her address already, there must have been numerous reports of foul smells coming from her kitchen."

"No problem, I'll get a car round there straight away. Do you wish to be kept anonymous?"

"Oh no, it's quite alright. Feel free to tell her my report is malicious, too."

"Will do. Thanks for your call!"
 
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If the visit was about the cannon surely her dad would have got the visit?. She was just sitting on it. It is possible someone made a report out of concern for her because let's face it she has tweeted recently that she's had graphic threats

Either way. She's caused all of this with her huge gob. Take some responsibility
 
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If someone is concerned about her isn't that a Good thing, where is OH could he not have gently, quietly calmed her down, what about SB did he not panic when he saw a fleet of police cars( because it course it would have been a fleet) outside his home. Tell us the rest of the tale dear heart?!
 
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Yey! I'll book my tour in for summer 2065 if that's ok. Also, how is Jack saying the police now have her down as a time waster if it wasn't her who reported the threats?
 
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