Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

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Ah, sorry @FrumpyCat I thought you were making a joke about the non-appearance of Jacks campaign with Superdrug.
 
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I don't understand, if someone made a welfare call on her behalf, how have they made life harder for themselves?

Also, I hope no one reading that is put off making such calls to the police. No one should fear being concerned for someone.
I'm grunking but baffled.
How did the police know where she lived if an anonymous troll made a report?
I've spent a whole day on Excel but this might be the thing that finally makes my head explode!
 
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I'm grunking but baffled.
How did the police know where she lived if an anonymous troll made a report?
I've spent a whole day on Excel but this might be the thing that finally makes my head explode!
1. They is police
2. I can find her road on google maps based on the massive info she tweets out
 
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Sainsbury's Hun you're on dodgy grounds even entertaining her bullshit, you might think it'll give you good PR, but it really won't. Asda thought it would, but it didn't.

All she deserves is a shady sentence to put her in her place and to not give any credibility to the twitter twit.
 
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I’m bookmarking this page ready to get these tweets back easily when we inevitably get ACAB Jack in a few weeks. Don’t think we’ve had it yet so can’t be far off.
 
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Squigs now proclaiming our Jack a ‘Deity’….and yes I do believe they are serious…

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BRB just going to call the police to order them to do a welfare check

(Joking, obviously. Hope the crappy day is a one-off and tomorrow is better ❤)
I will of course tweet about it in some nonsense fashion once they’ve been to visit

(thank you xx)
 
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Jack definitely one of those people, that when you meet them, you mutter to yourself 'Do not ask how they are, DO NOT ask how they are'. Hoping and praying that you don't have a brainfart and ask 'How are you?'
 
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Now I’m about 38 burzilkion pages behind. On a hard grunk.

Not a copper or a lawyer m’lud, but I do work in criminal justice. Just saying.

This police scenario 1 million thousand hundred billion percent DID NOT HAPPEN.
 
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Jack definitely one of those people, that when you meet them, you mutter to yourself 'Do not ask how they are, DO NOT ask how they are'. Hoping and praying that you don't have a brainfart and ask 'How are you?'
One of those people who asks how you are and then doesn’t listen as you reply as they are clearly just preparing a big speech about how they are.
 
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1. They is police
2. I can find her road on google maps based on the massive info she tweets out
I mean they could, but do they really have the time to be re-enacting the da Vinci code around the streets of Southend? 😂
(Oh, now my maverick little mind has scampered off in the direction of the clues they may find to lead them to the mysterious house of Monroe...)
 
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Jack definitely one of those people, that when you meet them, you mutter to yourself 'Do not ask how they are, DO NOT ask how they are'. Hoping and praying that you don't have a brainfart and ask 'How are you?'
She is definately the person that if I see in the street from a distance my I get my phone hit ring tones and turn it on silent whilst pretending to accept the call and walk passed them not looking at them, as I pretend to talk to someone for fear they will tell me their life story of bullshit. I have done this many times.

As you can tell I am a grumpy antisocial bastard. I am nice but the older I get the more I cannot deal with bullshit!
 
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Had a very quick conversation with my mum there about Jack

Told her Jack gets a fortune from Patreon - disgusting

She thinks she's the only person who knows anything about poverty was her other comment

My mum is no one's fool and unlike Jack she is a dyed in the wool socialist

And she has one of her cookbooks and cooked one recipe and had to change the recipe as it didn't work. Enough said

BTW my mum grew up in the 1950s and was from a family where money was tight but she went to school with some very poor kids. Kids who had nothing and she's never forgotten that
So Jack can duck right off
 
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There is no way that happened. She tags in Essex Police to make it slightly more believable but I mean - whoever runs their Twitter account is not really likely to know all the ins and outs of exactly what all the officers were up to on any given day - right?!
She banks quite a lot on the fact that accounts like Essex Police aren’t going to be able to contradict her - there’s no way they’ll be allowed to confirm or deny a welfare check on Twitter. The same thing with AA, it’s anonymous so nobody can really call her out, the same with the DWP and even the food bank.
 
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