but even if this story was true nobody's getting done for wasting police time 
Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked
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but even if this story was true nobody's getting done for wasting police time 
Who knows, but it is hilarious that she said she was, âvery glad Iâd run the hoover around earlierâ before the policeman officers arrived.
Too short: cocaine.
How is there no thread on that awful woman?!
OT but when Caitlin wrote that piece about disability benefits being essential because her dad wouldnât have been able to bring up the 8 of them on just jobseekers, and then they would have to go in care and that costs more than disability benefits. I mean, it was a niche circumstance to highlight as well as bleeping stupid argument. Also I thought they were broke with one outfit each and wearing second hand knickers. .
As far I can see the options are:
1. Sheâs totally lying
2. They came to ask about the gun firing
3. A squigg has tried to be helpful
4. SB has mentioned that his mother gets physical threats on her social media at school and the Safeguarding Officer will have been compelled to log it with the police to check it was a safe environment for him.
did she show the police all her cameras and internal locks?
1. Sheâs totally lying
2. They came to ask about the gun firing
3. A squigg has tried to be helpful
4. SB has mentioned that his mother gets physical threats on her social media at school and the Safeguarding Officer will have been compelled to log it with the police to check it was a safe environment for him.
did she show the police all her cameras and internal locks?
There is but sheâs a repetitive bore so it doesnât see much traffic. Not like Jack, who is a whirlwind of perpetual awfulness
Re the "random woman" intake the to mean she chooses a different woman at random each time. AA groups often share numbers with each other to reach out for support or when they are concerned. Plus she is the "secretary" of one of her groups.
What on earth is she going to talk to the boss of Sainsbury's about? How will it end up as anything other than mutual good or and no real change?
I doubt the police thing had anything to do with the gun. They seem to roll it out all the time so I'll bet they have all the proper licenses/arrangements etc in place. I'm doubtful it was fired, but if it was again I imagine it was all above board. Big D seems the type to like official forms.
What on earth is she going to talk to the boss of Sainsbury's about? How will it end up as anything other than mutual good or and no real change?
I doubt the police thing had anything to do with the gun. They seem to roll it out all the time so I'll bet they have all the proper licenses/arrangements etc in place. I'm doubtful it was fired, but if it was again I imagine it was all above board. Big D seems the type to like official forms.
Are the squigs meant to believe that two police officers turned up on her doorstep and said hello Jack someone on the internet said someone else on the internet said mean things to you. So here we are to do a welfare check.
Is it not far more likely someone Jack knows well has become worried about her increasingly erratic behaviour and phoned it in.
If sainsburyâs boss wants to meet her then it is probably to get her to be a useful idiot. Get her buy in for some mediocre worker pay thing and get her to wax lyrical about it. She is a mug if she hasnât been paid by Asda for the recent fawning
But but but, you'd get one of her delicious salty vinegary chips!
Pretty sure there is, as she was breaking lockdown rules. Aha! Caitlin Moran #did not stay at home. | Tattle Life
There is but itâs quiet
The flex of âthe contracting firm should pay moreâ rather than âSainsburys should bring their outsourced workers in-houseâ says everything you would need to know about âMarxistâ Jackâs thought-process around labour and workersâ rights.
Also how would she know someone had made a malicious complaint about her to the DWP? Surely they would look at it and go, she doesnât claim anything and throw it away.
I know someone who does benefits fraud investigations. I donât think she rings people up and tells them there has been a malicious complaints against them. Sheâs busy.
I know someone who does benefits fraud investigations. I donât think she rings people up and tells them there has been a malicious complaints against them. Sheâs busy.
Has she actually asked checkout operatives at Sainsburys what itâs like to work there? Seems like sheâs been a galumphing great middle class saviour about it all.
There is no way that happened. She tags in Essex Police to make it slightly more believable but I mean - whoever runs their Twitter account is not really likely to know all the ins and outs of exactly what all the officers were up to on any given day - right?!
True but it's so weird. Why wouldn't she just say someone had falsely accused her of a crime, rather than claim a malicious welfare check or just trumpet that the police had been out about threats she'd received? I think there might be some truth to it but we're not getting the full story.
T Roll: hello I need police!
999: yes, which area?
T Roll: Sarfend please. I donât know the exact address but itâs about Jack Monroe, activist, accidental conquerer of fears, author, writer, journalist...
999: Yes we know. what seems to be the problem?
T Roll: someone on the Internet said they dislike her, can you check on her please?
999: why is that concerning?
T Roll: she hasnât tweeted since last night..
999: weâll send officers to do a welfare check right away!
I'm not a Forensic laser like Jack but I thought they were reported to CPS not SS originally? Or has Jack remembered they're not American 
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Itâs not alcohol free, itâs reduced alcohol at <0.05%. You canât claim abstinence from alcohol consuming low alcohol drinks under AA, she does need to reset her days.
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