I thought the speckled hen had some alcohol in it x
I thought the speckled hen had some alcohol in it xIt was 0.0%
I have had the shittiest of days and saw TD’s tweet on Twitter and though oh heck what’s she done now and you guys comments have cheered me up no end….but please no one phone me. Life’s bad enough without random phone calls please and thank you
Another thing, they’re not allowed to say “absolute bullshit, you walloper #dhotya”There is no way that happened. She tags in Essex Police to make it slightly more believable but I mean - whoever runs their Twitter account is not really likely to know all the ins and outs of exactly what all the officers were up to on any given day - right?!
She pops up every couple of years with a new medium for her origin story. So far I think we’ve had newspaper column, book, sitcom, stage play and film. I’m assuming 2023 will bring the theme park ride version of “too many kids cheese on a stick homeschool in a council house”. She doesn’t seem to get up to much between though so not a lot of fodder for a tattle thread.There is but it’s quiet
But how wonderful would it be if someone from Essex Police replied to her tweet: That. Never. Happened.There is no way that happened. She tags in Essex Police to make it slightly more believable but I mean - whoever runs their Twitter account is not really likely to know all the ins and outs of exactly what all the officers were up to on any given day - right?!
She’s Sali Hughes adjacentShe pops up every couple of years with a new medium for her origin story. So far I think we’ve had newspaper column, book, sitcom, stage play and film. I’m assuming 2023 will bring the theme park ride version of “too many kids cheese on a stick homeschool in a council house”. She doesn’t seem to get up to much between though so not a lot of fodder for a tattle thread.
Or even funnier, they came back expressing concern that her Tweets made no sense.But how wonderful would it be if someone from Essex Police replied to her tweet: That. Never. Happened.
When I read something like this I know there is more to it than granny saying can you just give Cecily ten minutes to finish her trifle
There's an Irish blogger who has posted stuff like Chanel runners, then tagged the official Chanel account and written a caption that makes it sound like Chanel gifted her the shoes. She's relying on the fact these accounts are so massive they can't possibly see every post they're tagged in. That's what Jack is doing here, Essex police twitter probably won't see her tweet and even if they do they will just accept its true - because who would lie about something like that?There is no way that happened. She tags in Essex Police to make it slightly more believable but I mean - whoever runs their Twitter account is not really likely to know all the ins and outs of exactly what all the officers were up to on any given day - right?!
BRB just going to call the police to order them to do a welfare checkI have had the shittiest of days and saw TD’s tweet on Twitter and though oh heck what’s she done now and you guys comments have cheered me up no end….but please no one phone me. Life’s bad enough without random phone calls please and thank you
Essex Cops: Rightio, Ms Monroe, this is getting out of hand now - we need you to explain exactly what your tweets are about.Or even funnier, they came back expressing concern that her Tweets made no sense.
Has Jack being grunking our DKL rewatch thread? Last week there was a Dr on who recommended the "each day pick a random person to call" thing, and now Jack is suddenly recommending the same thing. Must be a coincidence though because we all know she never enters this corner of the Internet and of course she cannot lie!
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