Yep, and those poor guinea pigs weren’t fostered either.
And we haven’t seen the rabbit for well over a year.
Jack Monroe #320 Guns N' Roses
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And we haven’t seen the rabbit for well over a year.
The union of Jacks. Some Jacks don't make it to the picket line despite 12 alarms as they are too EXHAUSTED. That's ok though as the Jacks fight for all the Jacks.
I always thought you’d have to have a calm and possibly empathetic disposition to do that job, and old shark eyes doesn’t exactly exude either of those. At least she didn’t have the Tough Times: The Greatest Hits back catalogue that she has now. She’d somehow make your chip pan being on fire about her
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Who pissed on her cornflakes? She is foul at the moment
I’ve got one who’s come out with some bleeping corkers over the years, about herself, every member of the family and other strange tit.
From little things that are instantly disproved, to stuff like “I got all A*s at GCSE”, child, you did not, I’m much older than you and I remember the absolute tit fit you threw when you got mostly Cs and some Ds, to some awful stuff, in the same sort of line that Jack lies about - no family support, blah blah, (simultaneously tells brag lies to folk adore her and woe is me for sympathy?) to some outrageous ones that are so bad nobody would ever call her out, because why would someone lie about that? (Reader, she was lying).
I used to call her out. In person, and then on social media.
It gets exhausting. You piss other family members off who refuse to see it, or if they do, expect everyone to turn a blind eye.
I dealt with it by simply not speaking to her any more. I suspect Jacks have done the same.
From little things that are instantly disproved, to stuff like “I got all A*s at GCSE”, child, you did not, I’m much older than you and I remember the absolute tit fit you threw when you got mostly Cs and some Ds, to some awful stuff, in the same sort of line that Jack lies about - no family support, blah blah, (simultaneously tells brag lies to folk adore her and woe is me for sympathy?) to some outrageous ones that are so bad nobody would ever call her out, because why would someone lie about that? (Reader, she was lying).
I used to call her out. In person, and then on social media.
It gets exhausting. You piss other family members off who refuse to see it, or if they do, expect everyone to turn a blind eye.
I dealt with it by simply not speaking to her any more. I suspect Jacks have done the same.
I don’t know if Jacks simply not told the breaking point lie yet, or if social media is <and hear me out> tempering the tit she spews because she fears telling the breaking point lie and having every single lie revealed in retaliation.
Personally, I’m here for the day a family member exposes her, and I genuinely think that’s the most likely scenario.
Daddy probably as a result of her claiming he’d done a gun salute in a suburban street.
could she join a chapel as a " journalist", do they still have a union? My knowledge of this is based on a Val McDermid thriller from the 80's and may be out of date, I was just tickled that a group stereotypes as cynical , sweary drinkers were organised into chapels?? We?do grifters have a union?
This is one of her most ridiculous lies
“Mary loves Dick. Mary loves Dick”
That will never not be funny. They should have it in the citizenship test.
This is my suspicion. Jack being Jack wouldn't just come out and say 'unfortunately it didn't work out'. The language she used when acquiring Mini clearly suggested she was a permanent addition.
Not the bramble stratched nose cat again. Ffs. Honestly. He's a male cat, I assume. And I will bet he's not neutered if he's going back for more of the same now. Neutered male cats are lazy, snoozy beasts. Unless they are left outside and just brought in for a photo op, obviously.
I'd like to nominate 'Union Jack' for thread title (this isn't too early is it???!)Surely you can't think Union Jack is lying. My own cat is a bit daft sometimes. He's been kicked by a deer (we live in the sticks), squared up to a huge fox (which scared the bejesus out of me), climbed up a tree and had to be rescued by a neighbour and has also fallen out of a tree, got stuck in a shed. He's only done each of these stupid escapades once. Unlike the seemingly stoopid or pain seeking Cooper
She posted a picture of mini and coop and it was suggested here that cooper was not a happy cat. She wasnt talked about much after that.
I often get awed by the people here, they seem to see and read more in her tweets and pics than I think she doesn't even see. She always post something stupid, we talk about how it's stupid, suddenly she proves our point all be it, by trying not to prove our point.
I can't believe she's still trying to peddle that lie about her Beatrix Potter bramble bush housing a family of mice 
. As if they're still the same little family nesting under there, the OG mice would have passed on long ago, and young gone to pastures new. Or do they pass the rights to the bush down through the generations, like Jack's family do with houses? Ridiculous lie.
Begs the question as to why his nose is still scabby though, or is she putting old photos up?
. As if they're still the same little family nesting under there, the OG mice would have passed on long ago, and young gone to pastures new. Or do they pass the rights to the bush down through the generations, like Jack's family do with houses? Ridiculous lie.Begs the question as to why his nose is still scabby though, or is she putting old photos up?
Jack and Harold. I’ve been properly sniggering at this.
She really does live in a Beatrix potter novel.I can't believe she's still trying to peddle that lie about her Beatrix Potter bramble bush housing a family of mice
Begs the question as to why his nose is still scabby though, or is she putting old photos up?
Also surely you would get the mice to leave if they are annoying your cat. You would locate the nest and move it or get someone in to do it. Also if cooper is a proper cat they wouldn't live long. My neighbours cat is savage, no mice or safe in our area.
Starting to think cooper is like his owner, shite at his job!
this is the fucken last time I take a break for a day or two.
this grunk is super-annoying and I still have 35 pages to go! artillery????irritating little vases? the world's worst fish finger butty? wtf is wrong with just a little mayonnaise? louisa jesus christ, I'm on the edge!
this grunk is super-annoying and I still have 35 pages to go! artillery????irritating little vases? the world's worst fish finger butty? wtf is wrong with just a little mayonnaise? louisa jesus christ, I'm on the edge!
Brambly mice!
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