You would think she would have made use of her Union subs to push to get paid by the telegraph sooner than 3 years
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I mean I have a stupid cat and if he kept doing this I’d probably cut down the brambles but what do I knowThe bramble bush and the family of trolling field mice is such an odd story / reason for his scratched nose. It’s pretty weird behaviour for a cat to repeatedly bash its nose against brambles - to the point of it getting scratched several times, year after year. Don’t cats rear away at the first sign of discomfort / immediately try to seek out another way in to the Redwall mice?
My cat is pretty stupid, naive and ginger but i’d think there was something wrong with his wiring if I saw him scratching his face over and over on the same bramble patch.
Surely you can't think Union Jack is lyingThe bramble bush and the family of trolling field mice is such an odd story / reason for his scratched nose. It’s pretty weird behaviour for a cat to repeatedly bash its nose against brambles - to the point of it getting scratched several times, year after year. Don’t cats rear away at the first sign of discomfort / immediately try to seek out another way in to the Redwall mice?
My cat is pretty stupid, naive and ginger but i’d think there was something wrong with his wiring if I saw him scratching his face over and over on the same bramble patch.
. My own cat is a bit daft sometimes. He's been kicked by a deer (we live in the sticks), squared up to a huge fox (which scared the bejesus out of me), climbed up a tree and had to be rescued by a neighbour and has also fallen out of a tree, got stuck in a shed. He's only done each of these stupid escapades once. Unlike the seemingly stoopid or pain seeking Cooper
Deliberately overlooking the stuff about Cooper because right now I can't face thinking about Jack's history of pets.
"a particularly mucky child" though, really? He's almost a teenager and his friends allegedly read these tweets so why make him sound like a toddler? It's not respectful to him at all, the poor kid.
Kicked by a deer?! Taking nine lives to the extreme.Surely you can't think Union Jack is lying
Considering the state of her hands, imagine what her feet look like. Jack is a particularly grubby mummy.
I worked in retail in Kilburn, Tooting, Peckham and Wandsworth in the mid 90s.
It was like the Wild West
Christ people offering to pay for this and that for JM, probably the same people who wouldn't even lend their mate a tenner if they were hard up. Absolute weirdos!
Where's Dash?
Oh missy, there are so many valid reasons why we question the health and appearance of animals in your care.
Oh missy, there are so many valid reasons why we question the health and appearance of animals in your care.
SHE RENTS!
There will be a tweet soon lamenting that nail scissors are tit at pruning bramble bushes.
I also think that the person who posted earlier and knew of her in social circles. That she is indeed left out of alot of things and spends alot of time very alone. It's obvious by the fact she's never off Twitter and by the fact if her OH or SB so much as sneeze she mentions it.
It can't be easy sitting on your Todd day in day out watching other people live their lives to the full where all you have is bitterness and resentment.
It can't be easy sitting on your Todd day in day out watching other people live their lives to the full where all you have is bitterness and resentment.
Fortunately my case isn't anything like that. CB daughter has a large collection of genuine Louis Vuitton handbags, Gucci watches, changes her car every 2 years without fail but goes on SM saying she's no money to buy socks and underwear for her child. Some distant relatives have sent her cashos and god only knows what the money was spent on.
Plus ca change, Septembery M, plus ca change!I haven’t been able to keep up with these threads for weeks now, but it’s comforting to know that Jack’s behaviour literally doesn’t change from one thread to the next.
Every time I enter a thread there’s someone saying “Wow, she’s being an hole today!”
It’s comforting to know that nothing changes
Cats who scratch their own face can be due to food intolerances or fleas.
Given that she doesn't drive and how "entertaining" getting cats to the vet is...I'd think we would hear about her chasing cooper around the house for days to get him in his basket or how he walks right in like knows it's for him or some bollocks and how her friend (she totally has friends) gave her a lift in exchange for some honking slop.
Given that she doesn't drive and how "entertaining" getting cats to the vet is...I'd think we would hear about her chasing cooper around the house for days to get him in his basket or how he walks right in like knows it's for him or some bollocks and how her friend (she totally has friends) gave her a lift in exchange for some honking slop.
one of mine is a right plonker, hit by a car and was inside healing up for 8 weeks, the day we let her out she got in a fight AND managed to lose a claw resulting in me going into the hall to find bloody paw prints everywhere and a nice big gash on her nose.
My cat is elderly and doesn't venture out much anymore but in his 22 years the only time he's had scratches on his nose is when he's gotten into a fight. I think he's only had scraps maybe 3 or 4 times. So I'm quite sceptical about the cat repeatedly injuring his nose on the same bush/mice/magpie.
I'm sure I shouldn't ask, but...two. I know about pretzel, but what happened with the other?
I think he's had about 27 so far
Surely you can't think Union Jack is lying
If I was owned by Jack I'd probably self flagellate on a regular basis
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