Jack has never done a proper job in her life, absolutely bone idle.
Jack Monroe #320 Guns N' Roses
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I hope you have plenty of loo roll and Imodium
I spose now is not the time to let Jacksie know that Lord Sainsbury and Andrew Lloyd Webber used to live near each other and were great chums...She'd have a coronary. No more musicals for you, smol pixie.
Credit where it's due. She has plenty of experience in Creative Writing.
Looking forward to grunking, had a sneak peek on my phone but battery was low - whichever frau suggested putting a blanket over her so she thinks it’s night time and stops tweeting deserves a Sloppie.
This is in very poor taste given Jack’s recently deceased MP was brutally murdered when holding a public meeting and now she’s turning up with thinly veiled threats of verbal harassment on behalf of a constituency that voted for this party?
Has Jack Spratt ever mentioned unions before calling big gunner Dave a union man this weekend?
This is the absolute nail on the head. Jack is bone idle. If they can’t drag themselves out of their bed for paying work on the radio then they aren’t going to for £x per hour. Jack can be as furious as duck but yet cannot be arsed to actually work for a living like most of us have to do. Having said that I wouldn’t swap my life for Jacks even though Patreon pays her far more than I get for Jack to sit on her Mediterranean arse at home. Because let’s face it jack doesn’t really leave the house much (Venice and Gun straddling aside).
ETA - I don’t think this makes sense but I can’t type properly as I’m so annoyed at Jack. Merail - my work is currently horrendous, I’m doing around 15 hours more per week on top of my contracted hours and it’s impacting on my home life including my OH and SB. I wish I could resign.
She would be like a rat up a drain with her hand out, as if she would say no
She's like the horrible pig in Animal Farm. The rules apply to everyone but her. Only Jack may receive money for nothing whilst telling us all how we're not pulling hard enough on our bootstraps.
I've quick grunked through most of her nonsense, I just haven't the energy to read her uneducated, inexperienced guff.
I worked in a supermarket when I was younger, and I don't remember a lot of piss, vomit, or syringes? Southend Asda must be wild...
Maybe she's mixing up her false memories, fugue state, because that story sounds more likely working in a nightclub.
I don't think David Amess was her MP, Thorpe Bay seems to be in the other Southend constituency represented by this James guy she's tweeting.
Irregardless
the tragedy was close enough to home that you'd certainly think she'd be more careful and considerate about her phrasing.
I did too, and we had shootings, stabbings, shoplifting. All on the shop floor. Dread to think what happened in the toilets, but they never smelled good. Disclaimer: this happened in the jolly old ram-raiding mail-bomb environment of retail in the mid-90s, and not in Southend.
This article is a hilarious take on Jack (sorry if it's been posted before, I've been skipping some of nonsense.)
www.spiked-online.com
Why the middle-class left loves Jack Monroe
They view her as a ‘good’ poor person, not like those oiks and gammon in the local Aldi.
www.spiked-online.com
Wow! We had customers with poor hygiene and occasional shoplifting but that was as bad as it got. Don't let Jack read your post, she's gonna claim your experiences as her own in 3...2...
She's never worked for the NHS then 
Pretty sure Jack invented the NHS just before the sure start vouchers.She's never worked for the NHS then
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