He'll just be grateful it's distracting her from preparing any food for him.
Jack Monroe #320 Guns N' Roses
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Sainsbury’s, Tories, grrrrr, let me at ‘em
Half an hour a day, right? How’s that Very Belated Index looking, Jack?
absolutely roaring!!!
Was that the first recorded mention of her son ever coming in from school?
Next she'll be talking about helping him with his homework.
Blimey.
Next she'll be talking about helping him with his homework.
Blimey.
Oh no! She’s going to turn up at her MP’s hustings!! He’s toast. He will be no match for Jack and her killer arguments. He will be absolutely shitting himself about this.
"In this excoriating dervish of cold rage, I will name every disabled person slaughtered in the Tory abattoir that is modern Britain..."
"Mum, please this is my maths homework"
"Shut up you little Tory tit, the teachers need to know this stuff"
Maybe she'll throw a liquid at him. She seems to think throwing liquids at male politicians she disagrees with is a jolly jape.Oh no! She’s going to turn up at her MP’s hustings!! He’s toast. He will be no match for Jack and her killer arguments. He will be absolutely shitting himself about this.
Christ. Is she still twittering on? Sigh.
Pretty sure she trotted it out for the Asda diatribe back in Jan and we worked out it included child benefit too.
JACK - your son is home.
Do him the courtesy of paying him some attention.
Do him the courtesy of paying him some attention.
I think Jack being outed as a fraud, scammer and compulsive liar would substantially affect the reputations of Big Dave and Mammy.
At the moment they’ve got - superficially- a good leftie daughter with a successful media career, semi famous and considered a good person and some kind of expert.
Her (undeserved) success is probably more than her parents could have ever hoped for, considering her general laziness, greed, stupidity, and incompetence.
Most people don’t know enough of her or her backstory to look down on her parents.
Whereas if she’s exposed, not only will they have a criminal failure of a daughter to be embarrassed about, they will probably be judged way harder than they are now by those who believe Jack’s “during the poverty” lies.
You worked for one of the evilest companies in the world. Read up on Del Monte and weep you bleeping cow. But you won't because it's forriners it affects.
I can't deal with her mentioning unions with the absolute weapons I have to deal with who work for them.
Her GCSE politics can get in the bin too *Man is paid a lot of money in a high powered executive job* So what? My dog knows politics and business better than Jack.
Her GCSE politics can get in the bin too *Man is paid a lot of money in a high powered executive job* So what? My dog knows politics and business better than Jack.
Omg yes, this is so bleeping true! And intergenerational wealth from your dad’s gen to ours (or beyond!) is such a game changer and I’d argue that it’s a much easier life being a mid earner with the bank of mum and dad arranging your housing costs & children’s savings than being higher earners and trying to do it all yourself in the hope your careers last the 30 years of a huge mortgage. She has a bigger problem with MPs earning £80k pa than people like her grandad and dad distorting the housing market to the point it’s now fucked. What salary does she propose that bloke pay Sainsburys staff in order to live a decent quality of life? Cos she has a problem with everyone not pretending to be on a living wage by looks of things?
She has no idea about the real world cos she doesn’t live in it, she has the privilege of sitting on her arse needlessly accruing CCJs because she will be given the best part of a milli at some point for simply being born into the right family. Insanity.
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