Jack Monroe #32 Shan't!

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Hello lovely, I see...yes very curious
Oh I agree, good distraction techniques there Jack! 'forget the mess I've made look at this cat...the cat..look into its eyes, I'm so nurturing see, I've picked the worst possible sad case of a rescue because I am THE most caring and giving person I can't possibly be all those things you say about me'
 
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You'd think with all her ailments and even childbirth, that shes known pain worse than a busted lip.
Wasn't there that time she was howling in agony and Allegra had to make her scrambled eggs, or the time she got concussion, or the time she fell under a train, or the time she fell downstairs. I would have thought they would have been pretty painful.

And I've been made VIP member, just in time to come off furlough. Sigh.
 
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She just wants everyone to know she in the worst pain ever known to humankind but don’t, just DON’T tell her how to make it better. ‘Sake.
 
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The fucking train. forgot about that
 
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As someone who chews their lip when anxious and ends up with a swollen lower face that has people giving my husband dirty looks,.. have some Corsodyl and STFU, honestly.
 
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