That is hilarious. My new hobby is imagining everyone I know finding themselves in the forgotten password situation and how they would react.
Edit: and what they would have written.
Jack Monroe #319 Belle Du Poor
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Edit: and what they would have written.
LJC, the thought of Dave's 'big gun'.I got stuck down a rabbit-hole last night on the artillery group FB feed! Ole Big Dave's 'Big Gun' is literally whipped out every couple of weeks by the looks of the photos...although as somebody said last night, nobody is pictured sat on it, and nor does it ever look like it's been fired #lyingasusual
There was also a great snap of Big Dave in head to to blue crushed velvet at the artillery club ball in 2021 - he won 'beau of the ball'. The apple does not fall far from the tree - also literally every two weeks, a snap of him handing out a medal or other certificate of achievement...not at all publicity shy.
Eww, no thanks
Its possible that her OH could be a bin man. Shes wistfully staring after the bin cuppa in hand. Or he could be a gardener who pops round to sort her weeds out. Possibilities are endless
I just read it. I'm really not at all surprised Jack admires his writing style - it is very similar to her's. Completely overwrought faux rage, full of tortured analogies, and quite offensive unfunny physical descriptions of people. With playground level political takes.
Eg Therese Coffey 'a cigar chomping Uncle Fester impersonator'
Sajid Javid 'the face of pure evil on an outrageous testicle' (or something like that).
TBH they don't tell you this.. i recently ran out of money completely and was forced to claim UC. For some absolutely nuts reason they make you wait at least 6 weeks.. I had to live off my flatmates leftovers and starve for about 7 weeks until a couple of days before my first payment despite telling them at my first appointment that I literally had no money for food etc (they asked me why i was claiming which is a question I have NEVER had before and IMO designed to humiliate) before they actually turned round to me and said did I know you can get an advance loan?!!
I would like Harold to be the postman who used to linger on her doorstep inhaling the honk emanating from her letterbox flaps.
I also suspect he’s kept in one of the inexplicable outbuildings. I’m not saying she broke both his ankles but you know someone like Jack loves a captive audience.
She's also admitted to not voting, and spoiling her vote before now too.
She's trying to bury the gun stuff from yesterday under 'name your favourite flower'
Wasn't that just for Brexit?
But wasn’t she with penguin then?
Was it just me who thought Danny Dyer was looking rough?
Years ago I enjoyed his #theweekinTory posts (or along those lines), but it's like so many folks on Twitter who become a twitter personaility, they get grating after while and seemingly addicted to the likes (I hope the Jorts the Cat account won't be going that way soon)
No, dear heart. I found this a few weeks ago:
Jack Monroe #310 Stay pressed, fools!
Obviously if the kids were in fact Jack's, that would have made her a "slut" 🙄 "walking down the street with a black baby" - she's always been so disgusting, hasn't she? I felt so much rage when she said that. I mean, how bleeping racist is that to imply that just because one of the foster...
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She looked like she was channeling Che Guevara or maybe Wolfie Smith...
He really is - I used to want to wear him like a hat but he looks like shite these days.
I'm way behind so no clue when this lands!
It varies. Sometimes she got the burger before it went in the bin sometimes she got it out of the bin. Also a version where she stared at the burger in the bin and she was drooling but stopped herself fishing it out.
It really depends with level of inception your on.
How has she managed to make a fish finger sandwich - literal food of the gods - look so disgusting 
What’s the gore looking stuff along the top?
Shes written 'tang' not twang this time, reckon she's been grunking for hours 
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