Bleeding heck as like, how much exactly does the Telegraph pay??
Jack Monroe #319 Belle Du Poor
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In my primary school we had a wall poster of a blonde woman eating a plate of fish, drawn by a child, with the slogan,"MY HEART WILL GO ON IF I EAT MORE FISH. By (child) (with thanks to Celine Dion)."
Jack probably has a copy somewhere
How are you guys finding this I’ve only found the one tweet about the bumhole - can we do a thread on him / this cos the source material is hilarious we need a frau’s take(down) on it
There are more, but I’m sure one is enough to disprove the statement that she doesn’t get hunger cues.Because the setting of alarms always works so well for you Jack!?!
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Also isn't it amazing how if you contact people regarding money and payments that they can and often do sort it quickly. Perhaps rather than tweet libel etc just asking might be more beneficial. I don't think it will be that much tbh! So it was probably not even worth them at the telegraph worrying about.
IDT you are meant to sit on the fish fingers before you put them in the bread JackHow has she managed to make a fish finger sandwich - literal food of the gods - look so disgusting
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I see you riding round town on a great big gun
And I’m like, firk you.
I guess the change in my Patreon just wasn’t enough
I’m like firk you and firk her too
And I’m like, firk you.
I guess the change in my Patreon just wasn’t enough
I’m like firk you and firk her too
Don't believe it for one second.
She's being far too pleasant about it. Probably worried she burned her bridges with them.
I see Jack has realised how silly it was to burn her bridges at The Telegraph so now she's conveniently blaming her issue on previous staff. The current team remain lovely of course, because they might want to pay her for something else one day.
Like this?
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You'll get it if you are just on UC and not claiming anything else. You'll get the first payment in July I'm sure. The next one is in the autumn so 325 x 2.
Folks who don't qualify for the 650 but get the winter fuel payment will get an extra 300 pounds (may need to double check but am sure that's correct).
Ah I see what she means about her food being gorgeously photographed now.Like this?
Yum yum.
I just googled 'rear foo foo' and voila. A wonderful twitter thread with old blog posts. It is truly remarkable.
Lights off, OH left, gorgeous photos of carefully curated and lovingly made food just for Twitter, got it
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Gorgeous shots of carefully curated and lovingly made food
This looks a lot like someone trying to rebuild their burnt bridges to me.
Who'd have though a simple, polite call could have done the same job.
Really love this brand new Jack of 22 minutes, she’s so wise.Lights off, OH left, gorgeous photos of carefully curated and lovingly made food just for Twitter, got it
Am I the only person who has never had a fish finger sandwich?How has she managed to make a fish finger sandwich - literal food of the gods - look so disgusting
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She’s feeling all sad because she got into trouble with Mumsy and Bid Daddy for tweeting out lies about their communism and residential gun explosions.
I think that must have been a tip in More magazine at some point because sadly that is not the first time I have heard a man make reference to that specific activity. Anyway I am not being drawn any further into this conversation or I'll have to lose my password and start a new username.
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