NomDeGuerre
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Even when posing next to heavy artillery, Jack is still comfortably the biggest weapon pictured.
How does she manage to look like a dork holding a beer and sitting on a gun ffs
I’m feeling quite attacked, Tunnel. I was actually loading up my shopping trolley for the post office run but a wheel came off on my uneven driveway (my landlady doesn’t read my Twitter!) and I fell over the handle and dislocated my toe. It’s really bruised.Really don’t mean to bother you on here but have you checked your DMs because I messaged you a couple of times about my sausage candle? I haven’t received it yet.
Don’t worry if you are busy or have a lot on .
Ring ringWhat do we think the story is behind the gun tweet and deletion?
Marxist Daddy fired an artillery cannon down a suburban street. Whilst ironically singing. Fuck knows why. It makes not one bit of sense.
Or. And yes this takes a leap of imagination.
SHE LIED.
What the actual fuck does she look like? What has she done to her hair? Is it burgundy? And is she wearing a quilt? It must be freezing in Southend today as I'm out and about with no jacket on
Dear God she looks terrible. She looks like Ozzy Osborne