Lets face it, the thrifty book of household sabotage is somewhere between TaB and VizI think that's where she'll end upHer handy hints are just made for them!
He’s called hide the pain Harold for a reason....
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Do you think Jack's oh beats her on the bottom with a woman's weekly?
Or a copy of good food for bad days
Let's not sully the Goddess that is Victoria Wood please, pal xDo you think Jack's oh beats her on the bottom with a woman's weekly?
Or a copy of good food for bad days
She hasn't even used the right hashtag for the awards FFS.
#haroldlovehonours
Let's see the outfit choice then
I'm loving the magazine titles, the canal is hilarious tonight. I'm going to get my chunky non Mediterranean arse on this toot wagon.
Take a Jack
I feed my pineapple on tampons and cheap sweets.
I make construction bricks .... out of cakes!
I celebrate my conquests by baking them pussy cat cakes.
I changed my name to Unt and everyone keeps applauding.
Top tips- support the Ukraine by buying Georgia Church Suppers.
- Save travel expenses buy refusing to wear a skirt during your passing out parade. They won't let you attend and you can save the train/bus fare or petrol money.
Don't buy a new handbag, customise your existing one with whisky stains and scribbles
Take a Jack
I feed my pineapple on tampons and cheap sweets.
I make construction bricks .... out of cakes!
I celebrate my conquests by baking them pussy cat cakes.
I changed my name to Unt and everyone keeps applauding.
Top tips- support the Ukraine by buying Georgia Church Suppers.
- Save travel expenses buy refusing to wear a skirt during your passing out parade. They won't let you attend and you can save the train/bus fare or petrol money.
Don't buy a new handbag, customise your existing one with whisky stains and scribbles
Take a Jack!
My STALKER Landlady hell. Won't let me have VISITORS. I am a PRISONER. FORBIDS me from using washing machine after 8pm.
CURSED staircase. What evil spirits reside within and keep trying to harm plucky disabled single mum.
My STALKER Landlady hell. Won't let me have VISITORS. I am a PRISONER. FORBIDS me from using washing machine after 8pm.
CURSED staircase. What evil spirits reside within and keep trying to harm plucky disabled single mum.
My UNRULY LABIA have PSYCHIC POWERS. How they could help you
My cruel ex sent a FOX to eat my hosepipe
And soon coming to a Sunday Sport near you:
Look out, she’s as filthy as her fingernails
Saucy Southend Stunna’s Sexy Sideboard Shots.
My cruel ex sent a FOX to eat my hosepipe
And soon coming to a Sunday Sport near you:
Look out, she’s as filthy as her fingernails
Saucy Southend Stunna’s Sexy Sideboard Shots.
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I might start writing in to one of those mags using Jack's stories and photos. I could use the $250 they pay and if it were published I'd get super Frau points. Win!
Imagine she made a dress out of Asda bag for life's
I'm laughing at my own stupidity here
If its good enough for a 4th year fashion degree show it is good enough for Jack
I'm laughing at my own stupidity here
If its good enough for a 4th year fashion degree show it is good enough for Jack
bleeping yuck. I hate it when she's in the right
Speaking of,
Off Topic: ETA re Jack’s awards ceremony, I can’t stand Claire Sweeney (and thankfully by being in the USA I haven’t even seen or thought about her in over 10 years). This may be a tad irrational. I don’t think it is though
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The bromelain in tinned pineapple is denatured was my first live chaos, so will always be a magical moment for me
Jack is always well enough to get to a party.
(I've said this before, it just needs resaying).
Also Jack presented celebrity ally award, looking at the shortlist, only Claire would have shown up for it!
(I've said this before, it just needs resaying).
Also Jack presented celebrity ally award, looking at the shortlist, only Claire would have shown up for it!
I fear her 2016 Victoria wood claim might be yet another of Jack's Tall Stories.Was trying to be amusing for once
Epic fail
She is young. Victoria Wood at night is the kind of thing I'd have tried to stay up for , when jack was a baby.
Maybe there were repeats when she was older, I am old enough to be Harold's first wife so what do I know?
Oh it’s her usual bollocks of course. But I’m dying at her quoting the Woman's Weekly line in those hushed elegiacal tones
how in earth does she manage to pitch everything so wrong, every single time? It’s almost a gift.- Status