Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur

[colouredlines]

Brilliant except he’s not Greek he’s Cypriot

He's a bit confused on that point (that's where Jack gets it from...).

 

[MistyWindows]

Our first view of the outfit! WTAF is that grease tsunami on her head?

She can’t afford butter, it’s a do it yourself sandwich grease farm.

 

[colouredlines]

Frauen and Herren, I have solved a mystery. Jack does indeed have double pierced ears, and is not in fact wearing two Tiffany earrings in one hole.


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I know this is the piping hot tea you've all been waiting for. No need to thank me x

The look on her face! Was Jamie Oliver wandering past?

 

[Cack Conroe]

She can’t afford butter, it’s a do it yourself sandwich grease farm.

LJC, don't tell me that's lard on her head?

 

[NellieBoo]

They have pretty controversial views on a lot of things

Yep. Follow the money, eh Jack.

 

[HotesTilaire]

LJC, don't tell me that's lard on her head?

Oh it’s a Viz one

Don’t spend money on expensive hair gel! Use LARD!

 

[StringyMango]

She lives her life as if every moment has to be a cover story for Take A Break magazine.

Grunking again. My eldest sister once flogged the story of her blepharoplasty surgery to T A B mag.

 

[frankychester]

Frauen and Herren, I have solved a mystery. Jack does indeed have double pierced ears, and is not in fact wearing two Tiffany earrings in one hole.


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I know this is the piping hot tea you've all been waiting for. No need to thank me x

Not sure what I noticed first: the shark eyes or the obviously pissed self-dyeing

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Is she wearing a double jacket?

 

[BlendedSlop]

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[HansThatDoDishes]

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The light makes it look like she has a giant purple patch on her arse. And wow what a primary school sports day mothers' race circa 1982 shoes/trews combo.

 

[jenny2603]

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She's either just starting or coming to the end because she's not on full tip toes.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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Towards the end of her 12 minutes going by the heel angle


Eta @jenny2603 got there first

 

[Shawads]

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This is a massive shot in the arm for the hitherto dwindling 1978 truther campaign.

Thank you. I consider myself somewhat of a gumshoe, pulling myself up by my bootstraps to keep yomping on the lonely road towards The 1978 Truth

 

[colouredlines]

All in black for the first time since she dyed her entire wardrobe black in November!

 

[HotesTilaire]

That hair though- it screams “tried to do a thing, it went wrong, didn’t have time to wash it and restyle”

 

[Shawads]

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God I thought he was Paul o Grady

 

[NellieBoo]

She's pregnant.

 

[FlashBoof]

Jeremy Vine has become a ridiculous excuse for a journalist and presenter. Many moons ago, I would
enjoy his radio show with his thoughtful and intelligent guests. Now half the stuff he “discusses” are akin to the Take A Break headlines we have been cackling over - and he platforms people that should never be given the time of day, much less the credence of a time on the biggest radio station in the land. He is the sole reason I ended up getting a cheap Bluetooth speaker for my workplace because when Ken is done, so am I.

So, I expect our hero of the gays (who definitely ISNT dating a man -lolz!) to turn up on his show any day now then.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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And thems be lesbian brogues for sure. Not comfortable saying the OH is a Mr. after seeing those.