Look lads, who hasn't had SEVERE, SCREAMING toothache then spent the evening chewing misshapen chicken balls with spicy satay sauce? Come on.
ETA. PERPETUAL TOOTHACHE
Look lads, who hasn't had SEVERE, SCREAMING toothache then spent the evening chewing misshapen chicken balls with spicy satay sauce? Come on.
Noooooo. That's terrible advice . Never put a hot water bottle on your face for toothache. If there's infection it can draw it out and make it worse (then your head explodes in Jack's case, no doubt).
You can beat the door down all you like, they won’t let you in. Due to the aerosol generation from drills, and the fact they literally work in peoples mouths, dentists are still being extra cautious and spacing appointments. Idiot.
I love the way you've taken Jack's misuse of the word dervish and put your own cheeky riff on it, as if it were a recipe by That Man.Truly cannot express how much I do not care about the state of her rancid mouth. Pulling out my own teeth with my own pliers that I bought with my own money would be more enjoyable than reading any more of her endless tepid dervishes.
Is there LITERALLY ANYTHING she hasn’t already done/done first?!
This has really irked me as I'm in the middle of a massive RA and Fibro flare. You know what Jack, most of us with these ailments, we don't go looking for sympathy. We don't proclaim to Social Media how bad we have it, we shut TF up as we don't want people to feel sorry or pity towards us and know that people get sick of hearing the same thing over and over again, even those closest to us who would do anything to make it stop. We also take responsibility for our own health so as not to force others around us to take on that burden when it isn't theirs to carry. I'd have thought a good therapist would have shown you that. You are responsible for your health Jack, not your OH or your son.
I broke my ankle, had a plaster cast and elbow crutches. I still went to work, did my cooking, washing, shopping etc, such a snowflake.For fucks sake, my amazing mother in law ended up with a Zimmer and had macular degeneration and was almost totally blind, she still managed to walk round her kitchen and cook! Why walking poles, what's happened to her walking stick? Please for the love of ljc make this make sense.
No one else has ever had a sprained ankle have they?
Maybe the box contained a large amount of cash. Enough cash for say, a depositSo her favourite Chinese makes a disgusting prawn toast/garlic bread hybrid and chicken balls that aren’t ball shaped?
Pretty much delivers on their promises as much as Cack does
P.S since you’re clearly spending your quality SB time on Tattle, Jack - WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!
Replaced by a bag of pick & mix, according to a recent interview...jack doesn't eat sugar part 344. also, boiled sweets in bed? holy choking hazard!
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I noticed that too - all this I, I, I, I, me, me, me, me - so many times even in the one post. Totally absorbed in her own self-importance. Recognized signs of a true narcissist that is.More than 30 tweets over the past 24 hours and they’re all about her directly. Almost every single one contains an “I”, a “me” or a “my”.
She’s like a medieval quack trying to cure the plague. It’ll be leeches and trephining before dawn, mark my words.apparently there's also #pobp in the crime scene mouthwash
sounds ideal for ouchy mouth holes. not irritating at all, I'm sure