Look lads, who hasn't had SEVERE, SCREAMING toothache then spent the evening chewing misshapen chicken balls with spicy satay sauce? Come on.
ETA. PERPETUAL TOOTHACHE
Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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ETA. PERPETUAL TOOTHACHE
Noooooo. That's terrible advice
. Never put a hot water bottle on your face for toothache. If there's infection it can draw it out and make it worse (then your head explodes in Jack's case, no doubt).
You can beat the door down all you like, they won’t let you in. Due to the aerosol generation from drills, and the fact they literally work in peoples mouths, dentists are still being extra cautious and spacing appointments. Idiot.
This SS looks quite sectarian too, Doesn’t it Jack?
lmao, no you won't
anyway, thanks for giving me an item for the list. I'm feeling all queasy now and it's made it worthwhile!
anyway, thanks for giving me an item for the list. I'm feeling all queasy now and it's made it worthwhile!
FML am ready to pull my own teeth out with pliers. It’s like 2020 all over again 
I love the way you've taken Jack's misuse of the word dervish and put your own cheeky riff on it, as if it were a recipe by That Man.
Did she have any of that lovely crunchy crunchy French bread prawn toast again? I bet that’s good for a sore mouth.
I mean not only is she now considering selling recipes for home remedies for tooth-ache (probably adapted from THAT MAN), but she can't even remember what the recipes are. Last night she said she had opened up 2 paracetamol & 2 ibuprofen tablets then poured the powder into warm water with cloves in it. Now she's got a whole different recipe that is her 'go to?'
I have a horrible tendency for mouth ulcers & can confirm when they're bad the last thing on my mind is salty Chinese food.
ETA: by tendency I mean perhaps two or three times a year. Not Jack's perpetual malady medley.
I have a horrible tendency for mouth ulcers & can confirm when they're bad the last thing on my mind is salty Chinese food.
ETA: by tendency I mean perhaps two or three times a year. Not Jack's perpetual malady medley.
Does Superdrug not sell something for ouchy mouth?
Is there LITERALLY ANYTHING she hasn’t already done/done first?!
Squig: I’ve heard that rubbing the little toe on your left foot with a 3 day old potato handpicked by 40 year old virgin, then dancing widdershins round a yew tree by the light of the new moon helps toothache
Jack: Yes! That’s actually how I busted my ankle! I did it naked too. Gave Harold a right old fright
“mildly amusing“ 
'I suffer frequently' yeah, don't we fuckin know it. Put another film on you plank.
Edit: I'm spicy tonight.
Edit: I'm spicy tonight.
apparently there's also #pobp in the crime scene mouthwash
sounds ideal for ouchy mouth holes. not irritating at all, I'm sure
sounds ideal for ouchy mouth holes. not irritating at all, I'm sure
This has really irked me as I'm in the middle of a massive RA and Fibro flare. You know what Jack, most of us with these ailments, we don't go looking for sympathy. We don't proclaim to Social Media how bad we have it, we shut TF up as we don't want people to feel sorry or pity towards us and know that people get sick of hearing the same thing over and over again, even those closest to us who would do anything to make it stop. We also take responsibility for our own health so as not to force others around us to take on that burden when it isn't theirs to carry. I'd have thought a good therapist would have shown you that. You are responsible for your health Jack, not your OH or your son.
You do such a huge disservice to those who you claim to represent: those with mental health conditions, physical health conditions, Neurodivergence and those who truly are taking it one day at a time. Sit down, be quiet and listen , centre others' voices and shine a light on them instead. Do the work you're claiming to do instead of begging for money and claiming that you have it the worst of all. Focus on what you have and the myriad of blessings bestowed on you instead of bleating on about what you don't have.
I broke my ankle, had a plaster cast and elbow crutches. I still went to work, did my cooking, washing, shopping etc, such a snowflake.
I think she might have had more medical attention since DKL, than I’ve had in my entire life, and I’m older than her mum,
what a snowflakeBook deadline claxon!
1) Crumbling tooth
2) Rotaty shoulders and knees
3) Grapefruit ankles
Coincidence? I’m waiting for the convulsing migraines.
1) Crumbling tooth
2) Rotaty shoulders and knees
3) Grapefruit ankles
Coincidence? I’m waiting for the convulsing migraines.
Maybe the box contained a large amount of cash. Enough cash for say, a depositSo her favourite Chinese makes a disgusting prawn toast/garlic bread hybrid and chicken balls that aren’t ball shaped?
Pretty much delivers on their promises as much as Cack does
P.S since you’re clearly spending your quality SB time on Tattle, Jack - WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!
Replaced by a bag of pick & mix, according to a recent interview...
I noticed that too - all this I, I, I, I, me, me, me, me - so many times even in the one post. Totally absorbed in her own self-importance. Recognized signs of a true narcissist that is.
She’s like a medieval quack trying to cure the plague. It’ll be leeches and trephining before dawn, mark my words.
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