Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

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So Harold has been told smol pixie can't move on to his sheltered housing. Or that's what he is telling Jack.
 
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Right a few questions
1. I thought she was tied up in some sort of contract with the not shitty in the slightest shitty bungalow what’s happened there?
2. Isn’t fell through a term used when purchasing a property not renting?
3. How do you phenomenally fall down the stairs?
 
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Lymph node infection, toothache and a dodgy ankle! It’s like Top Trumps!
Compulsive liars are never actually good at it!
 
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C’mon Laurence, you must have read the wiki by now. If you out the grifting, cosplaying, con artist with millionaire parents we’ll vote for you at the next election.
 
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£19 to enough to buy a house in a few days...

Amazing really..

I bet she's cashed in the patreon funds.. just let the build up for a couple months

I'm not the only one that can see the glaring contradiction am I?
Especially with her tax record. There's no way she could apply for a mortgage.

So it's either another lie (a very nonsensical one for a professional poverty performer), or someone else is paying for it.
 
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OH is back. She's deffo reading here.

Also apparently security is one feature she was looking for...I wonder what was in spaces squigs box?!
 
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Also Umbrella Academy isn’t a movie, it’s a series. She’ll be writing to Mr Netflix when it finishes in 45 minutes with none of the plot points resolved.
 
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1. Is this where the Teemill money went? Maybe she’s a cash buyer
2. Poor enough for a Chinese…again!
3. Watching UA on your phone at someone else’s house Jack! Cos you don’t have a Tv or internet and that’s on Netflix and you only watch Netflix at other peoples houses!

Jesus Christ the woman is unreal
 
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