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houses will be under offer before they exchange, become sold. to get to that stage there would be searches and surveys etc. there definitely wouldn’t be advertising for viewings 
Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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houses will be under offer before they exchange, become sold. to get to that stage there would be searches and surveys etc. there definitely wouldn’t be advertising for viewings 
She should be more worried about a Twitter follower who saw her £19 tweet.
Your joints, Jack? Weren't you crouching on your knees just last night?
the krays! not her confirming she is in fact roadside mum?! 
Dear heart, the bank account and investment portfolio are kept separately
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At this point, I think she is just coming out with any old shite to wind us up
. I'd pay it all little attention tbh. She's in that 'my life is sooo amazing rn' phase that she gets into, it's all a performance. This is usually shortly followed by the lights off, leave me alone phase.
OH is so good at making sure she goes to all her medical appointments but didn't insist on her seeing a dentist, what, 48 hours ago? Does OH have a rotten teeth fetish? 
Don't forget the rowing and punch bag. Great for arthritis what with the 25k steps a day too.
On site security? Was she looking at retirement flats? 
Form an orderly queue! I’ll pass the pliers down when I’m done!
Maybe he wants them all to fall out so they can share their dentures.OH is so good at making sure she goes to all her medical appointments but didn't insist on her seeing a dentist, what, 48 hours ago? Does OH have a rotten teeth fetish?
Shes like ExH1, who claims he’s skint when really he’s got 20K spread across 3 accounts, and only £500 in his current. Not the same as my skint.
It sounds like she was chasing the agent for a viewing - so she hadn’t even seen this place. So on that basis she really can’t say her dream place has fallen through.
And now she’s saying she wants an admin assistant. Whatever happened to the one she had? (And has been claiming furlough payments for?
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And now she’s saying she wants an admin assistant. Whatever happened to the one she had? (And has been claiming furlough payments for?
)She ain’t bright enough to understand UA. SB will be sat explaining it to her the way I explain what I do for a job to my 97 year old Great Grandmother.
Can’t get broadband cos failed credit check but can get a mortgage? Cool story, bro.
Well that mortgage calculator, indicates it’s more than her rent not less
She obviously piggybacks the Netflix from Big Dave or SB’s dad. Glad he’s getting a Chinese takeaway, bit much for a school night but better than slop.
Is she being racist ?
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Omg I just can’t with her. The lies are off the scale and I can’t actually understand why no squigs are challenging her. For someone who posts every bowel movement online, the opportunity for a few thousand likes for a picture of her swollen ankle would be too good to miss. Which means it never happened.
She’s got to be surely?! ETA about literally everything she’s said today- for our benefit
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