Ah. Ok. My peri menopausal brain has caught up nowEh he's Jack adjacent and it doesn't do any harm to mention
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Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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To space??
Agree and if someone asks her about it she'll say she is involved behind the scenes and claim she made the wedding cake or some other outrageous bull
Sadly not I’m thinking more Paris on Saturday for the match I mean I hope it’s a wild theory that’s never going to materialise as she’s a massive jinx for Liverpool but…
I think there will be barely concealed snark oozing out. She’ll try to be civil or just ignore him but she won’t be able to resist a sly dig.
Do you think there’s a grifters WhatsApp group?
In fairness to Jack we all know what she’s like with keeping up with things Marcus & Lucia will be married with three kids before the news of the engagement even reaches her.
Whatever the big secret is.
It doesnt sound like they're keen she is putting a brave face on it. Kind of like you know when a interview when tit and you know they won't call but you tell your mates down the pub, it was tough but I have hope.
Also wonder if it's a meeting with Mr lawyer about Mr Lozza? Perhaps he's said we can roll with it but it's likely you will not win?!
It doesnt sound like they're keen she is putting a brave face on it. Kind of like you know when a interview when tit and you know they won't call but you tell your mates down the pub, it was tough but I have hope.
Also wonder if it's a meeting with Mr lawyer about Mr Lozza? Perhaps he's said we can roll with it but it's likely you will not win?!
Why you gremlin?
On a hairpin
On a hairpin
Do you think there’s a grifters WhatsApp group?
Are you aware of her work, YenE?Would you not be a bit more prepared going into “a gig of a lifetime” rather then resorting to Twitter for ideas
I can't even be arsed speculating because it'll no doubt come to nothing/never be mentioned again but the lights will go off and the begging bowl will be produced again. If you really want me to mither though, I'd say she's pitched a TV show with her and SB as a Pov double act, to rival Jamie and Buddy Oliver. 
She rinsed it for him and everything.
IATM is an abbreviation of the Beatles song "it's all too much" is she moving in with Ringo?
I wonder if the BBC thing she didn't get was replacing Monica on Masterchef. If so I'm gutted. It would be bleeping hilarious.
If we’re not talking about Marcus’ engagement we are definitely not talking about Jack’s rinsed ring.
Whatever it is, IMO it's something she knows she's going to take criticism for when it's out, so she's proactively putting SB up as the human shield. It's all for her son, so people can't talk tit when she buys a massive house or whatever she's up to.
For anyone interested, showing now on BBC4 is the heart wrenching tale of a young mothers unrelenting slide into poverty, homelessness and debt. It's set in 1966 and is directly based on Jack's experiences of spiraling poverty.
Cathy Jack Come Home.
Dir. Ken Loach.
Dir. Ken Loach.
Every tweet she issues is an affront to the English language. She has a truly vile way with words.
For once the contestants would be giving the chef stink eye during the cooking segments.
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