He's got engaged. He's a fine young man.Awwwww Frauen… Marcus got married 🤍
I’m sure congratulations from Jack are imminent.
He's got engaged. He's a fine young man.Awwwww Frauen… Marcus got married 🤍
I’m sure congratulations from Jack are imminent.
She'll turn on him now. Claws out, snark engaged. Especially if he has an extravagant do. Jack is rife with jealously, she can't handle other people having nice things.He's got engaged. He's a fine young man.
That comment is so GeetboI do enjoy how the cactus looks like an erect penis
Oops sorry big G!And if my name becomes a synonym for vulgarity I will howl and claw at the floor. Now duck off.
You keep us in the gutter with your filth, just where us mendacious ninnies belong!And if my name becomes a synonym for vulgarity I will howl and claw at the floor. Now duck off.
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I saw this guy when I was on holiday...
I really don't think she will. Why would you think that? I'm aware I'm sounding like a squig . But I don't think she will.She'll turn on him now. Claws out, snark engaged. Especially if he has an extravagant do. Jack is rife with jealously, she can't handle other people having nice things.
Because as I said, she's a jealous person. If anything, I think she'll just ignore it, like she did with full time meals.I really don't think she will. Why would you think that? I'm aware I'm sounding like a squig . But I don't think she will.
She won't go full on snark then?Because as I said, she's a jealous person. If anything, I think she'll just ignore it, like she did with full time meals.
She’s offering to pay for someone else’sIt's probably already been asked, such is the life of a perpetual grunker, I'm happy being of the grunking class, but...
Has she now suddenly got a tv licence?
Jack helped Marcus chose the ring obviously!Awwwww Frauen… Marcus got married 🤍
I’m sure congratulations from Jack are imminent.
Would you not be a bit more prepared going into “a gig of a lifetime” rather then resorting to Twitter for ideasLet's not get carried away here guys. Remember the gig of a lifetime?
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This will be, no doubt, even more underwhelming than the Sticky Brown Poo.
Def part of the Jackiverse. I'm sure Jack will cater the wedding. They are so super close.Eh he's Jack adjacent and it doesn't do any harm to mention
Can you imagine? Prune and pear loaf wedding cake.Def part of the Jackiverse. I'm sure Jack will cater the wedding. They are so super close.
Like she would get a hygiene certificateCan I retract my recent comment about her moving to Cyprus and becoming a goat herder? M'Lud?
I think she might be looking at renting a business premises and opening a cafe/restaurant .
Yeah. If she was going to be opening some kind of business she’d have been going on about it from the moment the idea entered her head. Then it would have never materialised.She's far too lazy and work-shy for something like that IMHO.
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Is this the same Jack Monroe of the former poverty who writes and films advice for those on a minimum budget and says cheap is cheerful and Smart Price everything and all fruit's the same, until the very second Del Monte came knocking with a collab? The same one who took a paid partnership with vegetarian brand Linda McCartney at the same time as relishing the lowest welfare meat products? The one with that kind of moral code?