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I’ll forever be able to sleep at night safe in the knowledge I’m not a squirming, toadish Squig who replies ‘one for your lawyers’ to any shred of justifiable criticism about Saint Jack.
 
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Also lolling about her cooments on Sunak's rich wife. She didn't mind the prospect of having a rich wife herself in the past...

(FWIW, this is not in defense of Sunak, I think he's only in politics to keep his own rich people rich and doesn't give a tit about the country)
Jack would love nothing more than a rich spouse. What's theirs is hers, and what's hers is hers as well.

Jack's only in it for herself and doesn't give a tit about the Poors either A lot of similarities there really!
 
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I genuinely have no idea what she was on about last night. Waking up to it is like

 
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The thing is if she did have money/ well paid jobs/ her restaurant. She wouldn't say no to any of it. She claims these people have all this stuff and don't understand her/ their plight. However if Somone offered her an OBE, A forever home, a big paid long lasting gig, she wouldn't turn it down citing " oh I couldn't possibly as it takes me away from being down with the Poor's" she would take it and run. She's only bitter that he's more successful and able to open more doors. She's the token poor the pull out to spout off rit while the real workers get on with it.
 
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Sorry to hear about your tooth Jackie.

I can’t talk for long Margaret has made me a full English and she doesn’t like us talking anymore.

Good luck with the index and everything else.

Ta ra
 
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Ouchy mouth is not an excuse to justify acting like a wick towards That Man.

Do you know what they used to do to actual Poors back in the day Jack? They'd pull all their teeth, healthy or not, because they figured they'd only wind up letting them go rotten and need dentures anyway. My maternal grandparents had theirs out by her age. You might be better off going down that route, then you might shut up about your bloody mouth.
When being able to have dentistry on the NHS first came in, my Nan advised my dad to have all his teeth out and a pair of false gnashers put it in case they started charging again. He was only early 20’s! And the worst/best thing is that the dentist went along with it! I think he regretted that all his life

On another note, I can’t stand JO, but I can appreciate that he’s doing what he believes is right and unlike Jack, is doing something other than just Tweeting about it. I would absolutely 🦉 🍾 if he ended up sending her a cease and desist letter, although I feel it’s unlikely. She’s nothing more than a minor annoyance to him and he’s possibly even unaware of her ramblings. The more he ignores her, the worse she gets, which is even funnier.
 
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You keep trying though babes, you'll snag one eventually😂 Third time's a charm and all that.
I don't think anything else that Jack posts today will top this tweet.......it's a banger!!

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Jack’s argument that junk food should not be taxed so that poor people can eat it during the cost of living crisis exactly aligns with the Tory Government reason for not implementing the tax at this time.

She is using Tory talking points against THAT MAN.

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I really hope That Man holds her to account for what she said last night, why on earth is she the only one allowed to profit from making food and demonstrating, such an entitled bully on so many garrotting levels x
 
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Her mouth truly is a medical marvel. Hasn't ever required so much as a filling, yet her teeth are crumbling when she drinks a glass of water. Teeth are in perfect health apart from some overcrowding, yet 6 months of The Poverty somehow reduced them to the state of an Elizabethan peasant. Develops gross gumboils every few months. Can manifest 50p sized holes in the lips which are invisible to the naked eye and can be cured by slapping on some red lippy. Never mind the emergency dentist, sounds like her gob needs an exorcist.

Of course, all the ouchy mouth rit is to a) give her an excuse for being an utter bleep on Twitter, and b) lay the groundwork for her to show up on her next TV appearance looking like Jurgen Klopp.
 
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Her mouth truly is a medical marvel. Hasn't ever required so much as a filling, yet her teeth are crumbling when she drinks a glass of water. Teeth are in perfect health apart from some overcrowding, yet 6 months of The Poverty somehow reduced them to the state of an Elizabethan peasant. Develops gross gumboils every few months. Can manifest 50p sized holes in the lips which are invisible to the naked eye and can be cured by slapping on some red lippy. Never mind the emergency dentist, sounds like her gob needs an exorcist.

Of course, all the ouchy mouth rit is to a) give her an excuse for being an utter bleep on Twitter, and b) lay the groundwork for her to show up on her next TV appearance looking like Jurgen Klopp.
Long term use of speed gives you bad/crumbling teeth. Just saying.
 
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Also if she can discredit her " lies" so easily then how come her family/ friends heads were turned. My family/ know me well enough to know when bull is being said. Just sayin!
 
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Never mind your ouchy mouth, open the god damn parcel already Jack!


Oh oh libel Jack is back
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