Oh dear apolos these are all over the joint - THAT MAN!
“Smarmy Oliver” wow!
Unless Jack is referencing a sharing bag of crisps for their American friends, rather than "fries"? These are often on offer for £1.£2.50 in my poor north east town. How much in Southend? I might look up a chippy near her (I don’t know where you live Jack but I know there’s a tennis club)
Envy is an awful colour pet. I know, I know life's work and all that but I guess he's just better. IdkSweet Jesus she’s up and she’s on one.
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Find your teething necklace and put on a film.You ok hun? Ouchy mouth eh?
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foodfoundation.org.uk
for some reason I think Jack would like that too.Really want a bold squig to tag JO's account with Jack's comments![]()
Now I’m no Doctor Hilary Jones but if you’ve got HIDEOUS toothache, a spicy noodle sandwich at 2am isn’t a recommended treatment, is it?You ok hun? Ouchy mouth eh?
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Cue lots of Old Harold references once she's read that...Could she make it any more obvious she's been dumped?