Jack Monroe #311 Please consider the environment before printing this thread

[bladiesla]

If she doesn't like people talking about Jamie Oliver, why does she keep talking about him? Why not direct your followers elsewhere?

I'm not saying I disagree with all the criticism he's had over the years (I think no one is beyond having their actions critiqued), but her obsession seems so tribal and her followers who buy into it act so cultish (not a typo) and she is loving it.

 

[Dogmuck]

Greek jaxk is in da house

Replying to this

 

[SarcasticEllis]

So essentially she is bitter because she didn’t get to do that ‘eat on a budget’ TV show and now is saying that idea is crap anyway and wants to focus on the politics??

so shitting over Full Time Meals, her very own Lorraine Super Saver, all those asked on to other programmes to share budget cooking tips, her own cookbooks and Numerous other paid gigs??

grt off Twitter Jack, you’re a bleeping mess.

 

[Droosie123]

Um Jack, if THAT MAN were insinuating half the things about you that you are tweeting about HIM you‘d be on to your lawyers.


FFS Jamie…..sort her out.

But maybe….just maybe….she isn’t important enough to bother about.

 

[Phillipa78]

£2.50 in my poor north east town. How much in Southend? I might look up a chippy near her (I don’t know where you live Jack but I know there’s a tennis club)

Don't forget everyone, she's been going over receipts and emails from 2014! Jack, always ready to jump in with cutting edge contributions to current affairs.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

If your tooth was bad enough to “crumble into bits” surely you would have been aware of it before the stage that it was at to crumble?

IT. IS. ALL. LIES.

(In my opinion ofc)

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

so she has been up all night gavotting about on twitter. Great!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I'm sorry, but what on earth was her original point meant to be? I must have missed it too

Good luck with that hun x

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She just a bitter jealous toad and wasn't she banging in last week that the reason her teef are tit is because of her diet and stress from being poor. Guess what pet, JO idea is to make healthy food more accessible to eliminate obesity and dental problems, if you eat well when your young and your adult teeth come in along with regular brushing your teeth should be ok, not crumbing at the age of 33.

He may be a rich MAN but he trying to help and didn't you say last week that you make mistakes and sometimes do and say the wrong thing but you can change, so why can't he, he may say some weird things but he's just putting a point out, he can adapt his opinion as time goes on. I also would love fresh food was more accessible as your bloody tinned tit it not it.

 

[bladiesla]

I think Jamie (who I assume has people managing his accounts anyway) will just ignore the rants and rightfully so.

Perhaps the book with frugal household tips from Jack will also include:"Burn some of bridges you have in your industry to keep warm and save on heating costs". I mean, when she keeps flying off the handle like this, who will still work with her? Not that JO was a particular bridge, but I can't imagine other celebrity chefs/food people she has sucked up to in the past see this and think: Yeah, I'll have some of that. (I guess as long as her cult loves it and subscribes to Patreon, she will be fine though?)

 

[Dogmuck]

If your tooth was bad enough to “crumble into bits” surely you would have been aware of it before the stage that it was at to crumble?

IT. IS. ALL. LIES.

(In my opinion ofc)

This is her laying the ground for the results of her 2 weeks years in poverty having a detrimental affect on her physical health. I guarantee she will still have the same NHS dentist she had as a child because other than the Leggy days she’s not moved more than 3ft from where she grew up.

 

[get the gossip]

Please don’t do a big chaos today. I’ve only just caught up as it is! And now I need to go to bed as I’ve just come off night shift don’t have time for the dozens of threads I’ll have to catch up on when I wake up!

 

[Cookiecookie]

Ouchy mouth is not an excuse to justify acting like a wick towards That Man.

Do you know what they used to do to actual Poors back in the day Jack? They'd pull all their teeth, healthy or not, because they figured they'd only wind up letting them go rotten and need dentures anyway. My maternal grandparents had theirs out by her age. You might be better off going down that route, then you might shut up about your bloody mouth.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Speculation but me thinks the erm.. receipts from 2014 and the tax stuff is tidying up before her meeting in the big house with Mr Laurence, but surely it will look more suss?!

 

[bladiesla]

Also lolling about her cooments on Sunak's rich wife. She didn't mind the prospect of having a rich wife herself in the past...

(FWIW, this is not in defense of Sunak, I think he's only in politics to keep his own rich people rich and doesn't give a tit about the country)

 

[Geetbo]

My two theories are either:
1. Harold has seen the light and run screaming from the sloppy bungalow.
2. She has in fact paid her tax bill and is raging that she now can't afford anymore sideboards.

Or maybe both idk.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I'm sorry, but what on earth was her original point meant to be? I must have missed it too

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Good luck with that hun x
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See Jack, all those times on Twitter when you said you only had £20 for food for 3 people, or couldn’t afford butter or only had £37 in the bank. Then people sent you money. But you did actually have money. That’s grifting.

 

[MeeShellMahBell]

I'm sorry, but what on earth was her original point meant to be? I must have missed it too

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Good luck with that hun x
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That's what the printing is for.. it's not emails she's desperately printing threads and getting the red string and pins ready for her manic compulsive conspiracy theory work.

Her spare room is going to reek of tooth medicine, bollock sausage and desperation as she realises she can't disprove Tattles Wiki..

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Emergency dental appointment is a nifty little excuse all ready for where people disagree with all jacks recent twitter skitters and there’s no reply for ages. “I was BUSY. I was IN PAIN. God forbid any of YOU face this kind of AGONY”

 

[Joanna D]

Sweet Jesus she’s up and she’s on one.
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I thought marrying into wealth was an option for Jack - and more than once.