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So this is who / what she's witching about? Now Tom Kerridge is stealing her idea just like Jamie did? And he's one of those patronising millionaires all up in her niche? Wow way to burn every bridge possible Jack luv.
Yes that’s the same woman she was replying to last night. She’s extremely foolish.
 
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Oh my god, the hypocrisy. "We can build people up without knocking others down to do so".

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Yes that’s the same woman she was replying to last night. She’s extremely foolish.
This is absolutely shocking, I actually think she’s going to have a full on breakdown. This behaviour is not right. Unless, of course, this is yet another play to make her look manic so she can slowly gently retire from public life with bad mentals and back out of the litigation?
 
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If a shot of paracetamol, ibroprufen and clove oil can make your toothache disappear to the point you can’t feel a thing then it’s a pretty tame toothache you fool.
 
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Oh LJC please come for Tom Kerridge, Jack. Impeccable working class credentials, regional accent (makes me homesick 🔺️ because there's an accent you genuinely don't hear on TV), tattoos, actually knows how to cook, Full Time Meals...
 
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For the record, Nigella's the one I plagiarise the most x

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I actually can't do this today, I'm on a deadline 😭. Jack STFU! Fraus, godspeed x
 
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Didn’t she say she only had JO book? One of you lot posted the receipt yesterday?
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If your tooth was bad enough to “crumble into bits” surely you would have been aware of it before the stage that it was at to crumble?

IT. IS. ALL. LIES.

(In my opinion ofc)
Part of the reason I find Jack so entertaining is because she lies probably, allegedly etc about such wildly random things. With most influencers it's all "I'm super rich, my perfect family never argues and I go on 285 luxury holidays a year" and you get the measure of the grift in about five minutes, and then it's just more of the same. With Jack you never know what's coming next. Will her teeth explode without warning at 2am? Will she print out half a million unread emails and archive them all according to the Dewey decimal system, which by the way she invented herself in 2001? Will Satan reveal hinself in a vision to tell her that melting knacker bangers are an integral part of the goat sacrifice ritual, so bringing up her disregard for animal welfare is discriminating against her religious beliefs? Nobody knows!
 
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Oooh, I just had a punchbag idea for Jack, finally, a constructive use for the goat leg...

 
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From what I can gather Kitchen was published in March 2015 (hardback) - was Jack on benefits in 2015 and buying fancy hardback cook books after selling all her lightbulbs 🧐
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ETA: nope she was dating Leggy in 2015
 
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As a Pharmacist who has been qualified for nearly 20 years (fancy!), I’ve never advised someone to grind up painkillers and take them in a shot glass. Maybe I’ve been doing it all wrong?

And yes Jack, by all means make jokes about speed and pseudoephedrine. All that’s going to do is scare some people and encourage others. (I’m maybe being overly dramatic but shes really grating my spam!)
 
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I wonder if music playing man on train is actually partially deaf and doesn’t realise that others can hear the noise from his headphones. Perhaps he is flicking through songs because he is anxious about something - maybe he has a stressful appointment this morning. Maybe he is trying to find a song that soothes him.

I say this because I am/have done all of the above. If I was on a train and someone gently said to me, would you mind turning the volume down a bit, I would be embarrassed but would understand and do it (and apologise)

Just a thought Jack…(We all know you’ll be catching up here later)
 
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Woman I don't recognise is cooking Cypriot food on This Morning. Was Jack busy?
 
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From what I can gather Kitchen was published in March 2015 (hardback) - was Jack on benefits in 2015 and buying fancy hardback cook books after selling all her lightbulbs 🧐
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ETA: nope she was dating Leggy in 2015
That's going on Jack's Conspiracy Wall of tit she can't disprove...

She'll rage about it in some form on twitter, probably at some poor innocent unknown schmuck listening to music on a train.
 
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Oh LJC please come for Tom Kerridge, Jack. Impeccable working class credentials, regional accent (makes me homesick 🔺️ because there's an accent you genuinely don't hear on TV), tattoos, actually knows how to cook, Full Time Meals...
And he's a dog lover 🐾 ♥
 
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