He sells pizzas, pastas & sauces...
She promotes balls sausages and lumps of bacon offcuts.
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She promotes balls sausages and lumps of bacon offcuts.
Early morning for the smol pixie. She’s up and claiming our receipts are untrue.
Too late to quote @Orphan_Black and her Forensic Facts from the last thread, but coincidentally the school I work at recently had a guy come in to fix the printer 
and he happened to mention it had printed about 400,000 pages in the 18 months or so since it was installed. The staffroom has three printers, so assuming they all get used a roughly equal amount, and also assuming one email per page, that means Jack would be doing more printing than an entire medium-sized secondary school did in six months.
and he happened to mention it had printed about 400,000 pages in the 18 months or so since it was installed. The staffroom has three printers, so assuming they all get used a roughly equal amount, and also assuming one email per page, that means Jack would be doing more printing than an entire medium-sized secondary school did in six months.
She needs to! Gobshite
Pot noodle in a bread roll? Wooden hills to Bedfordshire? I’m so lost and confused….
Has she opened the box yet?
Hopefully it contains a trapdoor
Don't you open that trapdoor..
Berk was a decent cook, maybe an inspiration to Jack 'The Main Character' Monroe..
Edit, gotta add a picture.
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Jack’s argument that junk food should not be taxed so that poor people can eat it during the cost of living crisis exactly aligns with the Tory Government reason for not implementing the tax at this time.
She is using Tory talking points against THAT MAN.
secret tory
She is using Tory talking points against THAT MAN.
secret tory
Sweet Jesus she’s up and she’s on one.
Oh joy the twit awakens...
Morning lovely people who are not mats
“Smarmy Oliver” wow!
Is anyone going to stop her?
No?
No?
£2.50 in my poor north east town. How much in Southend? I might look up a chippy near her (I don’t know where you live Jack but I know there’s a tennis club)
Why you chaos in the morning?
I need more attention and fawning
I need more attention and fawning
You ok hun? Ouchy mouth eh?
Coming from the last thread?!
Where is she getting chips for a quid. Round my way a poke is about £2. Just sayin. Maths and all that.
Where is she getting chips for a quid. Round my way a poke is about £2. Just sayin. Maths and all that.
Go on Google maps.
Go to Southend.
Search for 'Foodbanks'
See where the pins are.
Then, find jack, it's the street furthest from the foodbanks..
(Not really, i don't know where she lives, it's a joke, no litigation needed from the Slop Dragon)
It's not that she's just a whiny bleep, she has toothache.
Go sort your manky gnashers out Jack
ETA - I was just wondering if she'd actually slept, for *reasons*, that answers my question I guess...
Go sort your manky gnashers out Jack
ETA - I was just wondering if she'd actually slept, for *reasons*, that answers my question I guess...
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