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Has the series of tweets that start with her saying she’s letting something go gone now?
 
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You ok hun? Ouchy mouth eh?
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Jack, change the bloody record. Not a single person cares about Ouchy Mouth: The Return of the Root Canal (the jokes are just writing themselves now ).

And as for saying that’s why you’re vile, obnoxious and downright rude because of said toothache - no. *Taps sign* honesty in all your affairs Jack…

Coming from the last thread?!

Where is she getting chips for a quid. Round my way a poke is about £2. Just sayin. Maths and all that.
£2 for a poke, but what about the chips?

(If I Grunk and nobody had said this already, I shall be very disappointed)
 
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If they was anything crumbling in her mouth it was probably plaque. She doesn't wash her hands properly, so doubt she does a better job on her teeth.

And I personally think it's ironic for her to partner with Superdrug, because I can't think of one time she's included cleaning/sanitary products in her budgets, nor advocated for people donating such items to FBs (unless prompted into a top trump chain on Twitter).
 
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I've just completed the mega grunk; feeling constantly several days behind. Somebody at some point mentioned that all this unpaid tele work etc. must be a lie as Jack has an agent who must be doing something for her and must be being paid.

Might I point out, in our Jack's style, that 10% of f--- all is still f--- all.
 
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Pretty sure Jack's books are some of the most popular books in charity shops but I have no data to back that up beyond a sincerely held belief and my obviously 'meticulous research'

Source: Me
Sample poll size: Some Fraus
 
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£2 for a poke, but what about the chips?

(If I Grunk and nobody had said this already, I shall be very disappointed)
It's gone up from the 50p and a pound of grapes it cost in the Adrian Mole / Pandora days #costoflivingcrisis
 
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Which show is she on about?
 
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Pretty sure Jack's books are some of the most popular books in charity shops but I have no data to back that up beyond a sincerely held belief and my obviously 'meticulous research'

Source: Me
Sample poll size: Some Fraus
They aren’t. They never come in. My extensive statistical analysis tells me that is because nobody ever bought them in the first place.

 
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Just spent a good chunk of time mithering over the lending lists on
And sure enough - not a whiff of a mention of our Jackie. Plenty of chefs and recipe books in the non- fiction lists and of course Nigella, Jamie and, happily, Hairy Bikers are all there.

Interestingly, you can register for payments on your borrowing from libraries- you can get up to £6k PA (if you include Irelands figures) for being a popular choice.

I bet my house she has registered for payments - shame it probably isn’t more than six quid in reality.
 

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