Has the series of tweets that start with her saying she’s letting something go gone now?
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Has she written her essay her brain was fizzing and raging about last night?
"Tone can be difficult in Twitter!" eh Jack?
(Ha ha, it’s a SOCK!)
Jack, change the bloody record. Not a single person cares about Ouchy Mouth: The Return of the Root Canal (the jokes are just writing themselves now
).And as for saying that’s why you’re vile, obnoxious and downright rude because of said toothache - no. *Taps sign* honesty in all your affairs Jack…
£2 for a poke, but what about the chips?
(If I Grunk and nobody had said this already, I shall be very disappointed)
If they was anything crumbling in her mouth it was probably plaque. She doesn't wash her hands properly, so doubt she does a better job on her teeth.
(Ha ha, it’s a SOCK!)
Jack, change the bloody record. Not a single person cares about Ouchy Mouth: The Return of the Root Canal (the jokes are just writing themselves now
And as for saying that’s why you’re vile, obnoxious and downright rude because of said toothache - no. *Taps sign* honesty in all your affairs Jack…
And I personally think it's ironic for her to partner with Superdrug, because I can't think of one time she's included cleaning/sanitary products in her budgets, nor advocated for people donating such items to FBs (unless prompted into a top trump chain on Twitter).
I've just completed the mega grunk; feeling constantly several days behind. Somebody at some point mentioned that all this unpaid tele work etc. must be a lie as Jack has an agent who must be doing something for her and must be being paid.
Might I point out, in our Jack's style, that 10% of f--- all is still f--- all.
Might I point out, in our Jack's style, that 10% of f--- all is still f--- all.
Pretty sure Jack's books are some of the most popular books in charity shops but I have no data to back that up beyond a sincerely held belief and my obviously 'meticulous research'
Source: Me
Sample poll size: Some Fraus
Source: Me
Sample poll size: Some Fraus
It's gone up from the 50p and a pound of grapes it cost in the Adrian Mole / Pandora days #costoflivingcrisis
There she goes again - giving the chancellor *advice* on how to be better at his job. Not questioning his politics per say, and neither his morales, but she actually believes she could teach him a thing or 2 about budgeting…
funny how Jack never retweets or shares things like this eh.
Which show is she on about?I was too slow to post in the last thread and don’t know how to quote across threads. I’m on a grunk so it might have been mentioned, but in response to this screenshot by @Marmalade Atkins, I wanted to share this from 2019:
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Now, I should say this was billed as part of book week but the video on STV news shows people who are/were foodbank users, saying how useful it was to hear about the peach and chickpea curry she made.
Book Week Scotland is a national celebration of reading and writing that runs from 18 November to
24 November. Taking inspiration from this year's theme of 'Conversation', these events will bring
Jack into the heart of the community to discuss issues relating to poverty, hunger and healthy
eating options. To celebrate that Wednesday 20 November is also National Mobile Libraries Day,
Jack will travel to the West Dunbartonshire area on their Mobile Library Service to deliver the
events.
Jack will spend the morning at Centre 81 in Whitecrook where she will run a cooking workshop on
healthy and affordable breakfast and lunch options. In the morning, Jack will also host a talk
discussing poverty, diet, recipes and LGBT issues to residents from Clydebank's Blue Triangle
Housing Association and local LGBT groups. Jack will also give a sneak peek of her latest cook
book Vegan(ish) (Pan MacMillan) that will be released in December.
Jack Monroe teaches tin can cookery lessons
Jack Monroe has been teaching tin can cooking lessons in Clydebank as part of Book Week Scotland.news.stv.tv
Monroe - Don’t judge me for my my stance on Corbyn and Brexit, we are all allowed to make mistakes! God it was soo long ago…
Also Monroe - … Jesus, you’ll never guess what he voted for… He must, by definition, be a terrible person!
Does Jack know that adjectives other than "spicy" are available?
Can we vote AOBJ?I don't know about anyone else, but I've put my votes in for the observer food awards. Thanks for the heads up Jack (you didn't feature on account of your culinary crimes)!
They aren’t. They never come in. My extensive statistical analysis tells me that is because nobody ever bought them in the first place.
Just spent a good chunk of time mithering over the lending lists on
www.bl.uk
And sure enough - not a whiff of a mention of our Jackie. Plenty of chefs and recipe books in the non- fiction lists and of course Nigella, Jamie and, happily, Hairy Bikers are all there.
Interestingly, you can register for payments on your borrowing from libraries- you can get up to £6k PA (if you include Irelands figures) for being a popular choice.
I bet my house she has registered for payments - shame it probably isn’t more than six quid in reality.
Public Lending Right: Most borrowed titles archive
PLR's archive listings of most borrowed titles in UK public libraries
Interestingly, you can register for payments on your borrowing from libraries- you can get up to £6k PA (if you include Irelands figures) for being a popular choice.
I bet my house she has registered for payments - shame it probably isn’t more than six quid in reality.
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Absolutely not relating to anything written here, buts it’s quite well know that regularly partaking in the old 1G rots one’s teeth. As does amphetamine sulphate. Also gives one dreadful mouth ulcers. (Mucous membranes and all that)
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