Struggling to imagine what would make it into Jack's 'too risqué to tweet while still alive' folder.
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I fear for Nigella.
'Donate' and 'fling across the room in disgust' are interchangeable, dear heart.I have done a chaos lads. Of course I meant 'most donated' to charity shops, implying that nobody would want to keep those sloppy tomes on their bookshelves.
But I think my data may be flawed
She is barmy. Just imagine your first thoughts about shuffling off this mortal coil being 'how can I still be on twitter?'
(Btw nobody look at TD's twitter if you are hungry. Her Greek food photos are a delight. Sadly no photos of her lying on walls in elasticated slacks yet).
Why does she need a will, when she constantly goes on about having zero assets?? SB has his dad. What’s she going to write?
I, Jack Monroe, Foodbank user, single mum, disabled, 17th most important lesbian, bean rinser, etc etc bequeath to my son SB:
A fugly pigskin hat
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Ten year old performative spices
I, Jack Monroe, Foodbank user, single mum, disabled, 17th most important lesbian, bean rinser, etc etc bequeath to my son SB:
A fugly pigskin hat
The sentient mirror
Ten year old performative spices
It’s because she’s wealthy, brilliantly well connected and (imho) she wants her to be the next Mrs Jack.
I do. Katie Hopkins.
Why you glum?
Rancid gum
Oh - she definitely DOES live like this - but she absolutely doesn’t think she does - what, with her yomping and “at a friends” and many many tales of train chaoses.
DEAD PEOPLE CANT TWEET
Imagine being haunted by Ghost Sex Jack "wooooooooh I'm randy, woooooooooh I'm wearing nothing but a sheet, woooooooooh"
Reading her tweets this afternoon makes me doubt my comprehension abilities.
What the duck does she mean by 'chapeau'?!
What the duck does she mean by 'chapeau'?!
Is that possible? Can an author actually 'make sure' their books are in libraries? I would assume this was possible if donating but 1)i find it hardcto beleive Jack would actually cover the costs if this and 2) surely libraries would have some kind of process to select bookslibrary fraus can we put her right again - she pulling out this classic again
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It's cringespeak for tipping your cap at someone.
Should think herself lucky she’s got an NHS dentist (or is she private?) cos there are NONE in my decent sized City accepting new adult patients. I have a couple of issues with my teeth
Also another poverty issue, period poverty is a very real thing and is almost exclusive to the working classes, frankly it needs more attention. I donate supplies every month to both the primary and secondary (both my elder two started periods in Y6, way earlier than me in Y10!) and I’m lucky enough to have a Grandmother who is a beast with a sewing machine so we have a huge stash of cloth pads (sensory issues for all 3 of us = nope to disposables). that Superdrug would do MUCH better at tackling than general “how to keep clean” oh duck off most folks in my hometown use soap for everything including their hair.
due to actual childhood neglect, my Mum not being arsed to take me for braces which left me with overcrowded teeth, at least 1/3 of which are at very strange angles that even a water/air flosser can’t get to, and a genetic enamel issue plus all of my paternal side have had varying degrees of periodontitis which I managed to avoid UNTIL Long Covid which has wrecked my gum health and was one of the first questions the private dentist I saw asked (I spent £100 on a new patient exam which included a full report on my gum health which is frankly terrifying) yet I cannot get a referral to a specialist on the NHS and the treatment fees are in the thousands.
I was booted off my NHS dentist list because I hadn’t been for over a year - Erm yes because they were closed for about 8 months and then only open for emergencies for about 6 months after. They’re taking on new private patients though
I suspect they took the opportunity to boot off as many folk as possible tbh, I’ve heard the same about dentists all over England.
I was booted off my NHS dentist list because I hadn’t been for over a year - Erm yes because they were closed for about 8 months and then only open for emergencies for about 6 months after. They’re taking on new private patients though
I suspect they took the opportunity to boot off as many folk as possible tbh, I’ve heard the same about dentists all over England.Also another poverty issue, period poverty is a very real thing and is almost exclusive to the working classes, frankly it needs more attention. I donate supplies every month to both the primary and secondary (both my elder two started periods in Y6, way earlier than me in Y10!) and I’m lucky enough to have a Grandmother who is a beast with a sewing machine so we have a huge stash of cloth pads (sensory issues for all 3 of us = nope to disposables). that Superdrug would do MUCH better at tackling than general “how to keep clean” oh duck off most folks in my hometown use soap for everything including their hair.
18 rated Jack fanfiction by Jack?
Oh my Christ she’ll be addressing Nigella as ‘m’lady’ next
Praying to LJC that the next evolution we get is Fedora Jack...
She will 100% file this under D for death threat
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