Jack Monroe #311 Please consider the environment before printing this thread

[MarzBarzie]

Jack Monroe
Is fake and faux
Chapeau, chapeau, chapeau!

Am I dreaming that OH works part-time in a hat shop?

 

[jenny2603]

GET OUTTA JACK'S NICHE!

It's worse than I thought. HE'S NOT EVEN RINSED HIS HOOPS!

GET HIM RAGE CHIMPS.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Does she keep saying chapeau because ‘ugly pigskin hat’ takes up valuable Twitter characters?

 

[Hackastory]

Who’s looking at this and going mackerel and sprinkles instead of mackerel and tomato on crisp bread?

I thought the same..crispbread, mackerel amd tomato topped with sweet chilli sauce sounds ok..add a breakaway for dessert. Top breakaway with sprinkles if we have to use everything.
What is wrong with her?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

GET OUTTA JACK'S NICHE!

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It's worse than I thought. HE'S NOT EVEN RINSED HIS HOOPS!

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GET HIM RAGE CHIMPS.

He’s another twit btw

 

[Cookiecookie]

GET OUTTA JACK'S NICHE!

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It's worse than I thought. HE'S NOT EVEN RINSED HIS HOOPS!

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GET HIM RAGE CHIMPS.

Still nicer than Jack's slop.

 

[trueblue222]

She’s had a spiritual awakening has she? She’s not going to bother with tattle or with internet trolls having spent the last 8 years on twitter causing a duck ton of hate and misery for other people? That’s big of her isn’t it?

Do duck off.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

This will be what Jack was interviewed for the other day then. Poverty story wheeled out again, wonder which version she'll choose.

Angela Rayner has the story Jack wishes she could have

 

[Captainmouse]

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Maybe it sounds petty, because it is

 

[MooBelle]

Who’s looking at this and going mackerel and sprinkles instead of mackerel and tomato on crisp bread?

Jack.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

She's deleted the message screen shot and replies for whatever reason

 

[Captainmouse]

‘Wisely, thoughtfully, accountably and with laser- focus!’ Oh Jack, how’s that £100 ugly hat working out?

She’s probably using it to store her rusty spoons

 

[MeeShellMahBell]

She's deleted the message screen shot and replies for whatever reason

She should know that she can't delete things like that.. cause receipts are kept for more than returning pleather keks me duck.

 

[Sketchy]

She's deleted the message screen shot and replies for whatever reason

What was that post all about? She says it wasn't about the libel case - she seems to piss a lot of people off does R Jack.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Sprinkle fish?
Full of pish.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Can barely contain myself, Dan.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's deleted the message screen shot and replies for whatever reason

She's deleted her 'post-covid' tweet too. Loser.

 

[Shimmering]

She's deleted the message screen shot and replies for whatever reason

Maybe her lawyer wanted a quick chat.

 

[Smeghead]

LJC they’re all at it. I just found dozens of writers all trying it out. <not another one.gif. > Let’s not forget Jack recently said she could cook meals for 11p either - up from the 9p a meal she claimed in 2013.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Can barely contain myself, Dan.
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How many symposiums will it take to solve the cost of living crisis?