ARRRRRRRGGGGGH! And with one bound she's got away with not doing the Vomit Banana Inception!
Jack Monroe #304 Very middle class
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Are you aware of the "clean hands" maxim, Jack?
Are you aware of the "clean hands" maxim, Jack?
I just can’t understand how saying someone earns more than the Prime Minister is libel. I admit I’m not a legal Frau but still.
I just hope she knows what's she's doing. Good luck pet!
Her Billy Big Balls energy is a great example of how scared and bullied she is......
(Honestly, the internet gave Jack enough rope and boom, she's hanging herself.)
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Look What You Made Us Do
Look What You Made Us Do
The best thing my Great Gran ever taught me was that saying. Oh boy. Its led To spectacular chaos and my life is rather dull, so for Jack…
There's an argument that if your brand is being poor then someone saying you're not poor is damaging to your reputation.
It never lived to begin with.
30 pages behind but it's glorious to see Jack's usual tactics of bullying and intimidation not working.
Babe, same. I mean, if someone said that to me, I'd just laugh and say "no I don't". Case closed.
I’ve heard better logic from my 6 year old, such as “If you don’t let me (I forget what it was), I will wee myself on purpose, and then what will you do?”
Erm, laugh cos you’re the one angry and covered in piss, not me?
^ That will be Jack.
She expected them all to back down like the poor squigs do when Jack decides to go on the rampage. But they didn’t. And I can’t wait for the court case*
*Not that I believe it’ll happen. There is no way a lawyer has taken this on on a no win no fee basis.
*Not that I believe it’ll happen. There is no way a lawyer has taken this on on a no win no fee basis.
Dealing with real life BS but waving from the sidelines, you meganinnies! 
Bless her, all she wanted was to create a bit of a fuss and get famous. You'll never be Greta, sweetheart!
Bless her, all she wanted was to create a bit of a fuss and get famous. You'll never be Greta, sweetheart!
I doubt it will stand up in court, but that'll be the argument.
“and no other lawyer will take on a working class, lesbian, tattooed, disabled, transgender, poor, Cypriot, ADHD, alcoholic, eloquent, leftist, poverty campaigner single parent conventionally attractive white woman with an Irish Mammy”
Lest we forget her two newest. Honestly that idiot attaches so many labels to herself she must have an industrial sized label setup in that crappy bungalow
I’ve got a simple one-and-done label for you Jack, that encapsulates you perfectly. And Bonus! A new hat for you too!
Forgive me but won't the first port of call be cease to desist? Then court?
I am recently new to this thread but old of this parish. I cannot get over the sheer arrogance and stupidity of this woman.bleeping hell. That tweet alone will mean some of us will be grunking for the foreseeable. I'm BUSY.
I started following her because I was looking for cheap uncomplicated recipes, yet I get offered arrogance, indignant and fried banana skins and the most unappetising recipes. Yet so many think she is some kind of saint of the poor.
This thread is a complete eye-opener. If her latest legal threats expose her for the grifter she is, all well and good.
To paraphrase Janis Ian - at least we
Encouraging Jack Monroe to go to court does not mean you care about Jack Monroe.
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What will probably happen is that Jack's lawyer will write to / email them and say "withdraw what you said, post an apology and give money to food banks". Their lawyers will write back saying "lol no". And then it will proceed from there.
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