Just realised the scouse squiggs are evertonians. And there is nothing more football fans love to do than discredit their enemies….. this could be it fraus….. buckle up. The uprising we have been waiting for
I was scared of nelly as a child, then gripper Stebson arrived and that was it. Also as a Lower league frau Jack can duck off the glory hunting plastic fan.Oh wow, love that Laura punching Nelly ! Between this and 10CC I am feeling my elderly frau age tonight dear hearts
You know on Next Top Model when they give all the girls some sort of drastic hair overhaul and there's always one that they absolutely mug off with some horrid dye job or a Toni & Guy knife and fork special who's in floods of tears and they have to convince her it's very chic and flattering when anyone with eyes can see it's utterly heinous? Dunno why that's just come to mind.
Beat me to it!I'm sure anyone not aware of Jack who sees her pop up must think it's a parody account.
That before and after photo looks like a classic faked transformation thing of two photos taken minutes apart. Who'd of thought smiling, better lighting, no ugly hat, not all dressed in black etc makes someone look better
Hot Christian girl summer as a lewk was last year. Also it didn’t involve chunky knit cardi’s.Behind and currently doing toddler books but have push notifications on and omg what in the westborough baptist church is that hair scarf?
Cannot WAIT for tonight’s lols, god bless you canal
I agree though, I think long hair suits her. Just... not that particular long hair. Why did she use a nice wig for canvassing opinions beforehand, and then this bizarre choice for the actual shoot?‘Twas me who posted that she looks better with long hair and short doesn’t suit her. Soz. I have jinxed us all
Hairstyles change, no one thinks about it or cares. Especially celebs (even minor) who often wear wigs and extensions and have hairdressers on speed dial.I have never and I mean NEVER, picked up a book or a DVD and thought "bloody hell, they didn't look like that when they were advertising it on The One Show. How very dare they." Jack tit crazy. Continuity. Give over.
Dear God! Don't give her inspiration, such thoughts must be confined or else we'll feed you to the pumble.I have got something pretty disturbing to say so I'll put it behind a spoiler. Please do not click if you're feeling at all delicate.
This will be as hard for you to read as it is for me to type. What if long hair 'n' headscarf Jack is part of some sort of sex role play she does with Harold? Slutty Sunday School Teacher and Randy Vicar or something similarly vile? What if there's a sex tape? What if she leaks it, like the Z-lister she is? We're all in danger.
I think I have access to tortoise through work, or I did at some point. Will check tomorrow.View attachment 1256647
It's £50 membership to Tortoise if you want to listen to Jack bang on about the cost of Smart Price pasta. Any takers? Lol.
Poor Molly.You know on Next Top Model when they give all the girls some sort of drastic hair overhaul and there's always one that they absolutely mug off with some horrid dye job or a Toni & Guy knife and fork special who's in floods of tears and they have to convince her it's very chic and flattering when anyone with eyes can see it's utterly heinous? Dunno why that's just come to mind.