Jack Monroe #301 Jack Monroe Cheap and Cheerless

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I thought she only took 344 denim shirts with her?
 
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I'm grunking and but someone please send help, I live near the SEC

Edit: Just before anyone thinks I am rich I RENT
You forgot to rattle a tip jar or give your PayPal details isn't that what one does when they tell everyone they rent?
 
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Lol the scouser who just called her a glory hunting grifting wool is secret cake ingredient squigg



can I propose a thread title nomination in their honour: A glory hunting, grifting wool! P.S the secret ingredient is banana peel!
 
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You know the publishers hate her doing her dirty with those tacky, synthetic stennies. I cannot WAIT for this book to come out.
Do you think the bookies would give odds on how quickly it ends up in Poundland?

Is this also the photographer who likes TD’s shade? Not sure if it’s naughty to ask sorry? Oh to be privy to that catch up!
I dunno but she's liked Jack's tweet about her lumpy face.
 
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Its been ageeeees since I saw Jurgen’s face on here! I knew football Jack would bring you back.

How does it feel having GB’s biggest grifter supporting your team? I think I’d be on the edge of changing my allegiance if it was me
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I mean if I were you I'd be looking over my shoulder dear heart - if all that new money starts paying dividends Jack might discover her long lost Redcar roots (yes I know Redcar isn't really near Newcastle, please leave me alone)
 
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I'm not a wool! I'm not a wool! I know about old strips! I am real kickyball fan! I like kickyball so much my sock supports Chelsea!
 
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Jack wading into something she doesn't comprehend here crying about being called a wool, I've seen scousers getting their birth certificates out to prove they aren't wools you've got no chance Jack
 
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That Jurgen meme has me pissing myself. As does Jacksie's reply about being a lifelong fan. I read it in a Violet Elizabeth Bott voice. I've cheered up now thank god. But do have bloody Covid!
 
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Multiple mentions today of being stressed, looking wrung out and insane, etc. Why is she acting like she's running on fumes and hasn't had a day off in months? She's just come back from a jolly in Venice FFS!
 
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