Biscuit Viennetta was the best but I think they discontinued it. Perhaps Jack could start a petition?
Why you cry?
Stopped favourite ice cream pie
Why you cry?
Stopped favourite ice cream pie
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Why you cross?Biscuit Viennetta was the best but I think they discontinued it. Perhaps Jack could start a petition?
Why you cry?
Stopped favourite ice cream pie
No malty sauce
Nail brushes would have been funny too!When the vienetta hats first appeared on my grunk I thought they must be nail brushes! And then as I've bin skim grunking through everyone's toot tooting for the special occasion I thought I must've just missed one of those magical canal moments where content takes a developmental leap into hilarious lore, but then the last few pages I've seen the blower up pictures and see that it is vienetta after all. The mental stimulation of the canal is like nothing else!
Happy300th
I have just said to my OH (
) that I had better get to Tesco to buy a Vienetta before it closes at 4.
Fraus, I have been under the misapprehension that today is Sunday. #alldaysareinterchangable
Is Jack awake yet? I thought she would want to join us with her riff on Vienetta.
) that I had better get to Tesco to buy a Vienetta before it closes at 4.Fraus, I have been under the misapprehension that today is Sunday. #alldaysareinterchangable
Is Jack awake yet? I thought she would want to join us with her riff on Vienetta.
Just remembered that about 25 years ago I was in a writing group and someone had written a romcom novel that featured a prawn Viennetta. Would have been right up Jack's strada. I don't think the novel ever got published, sadly!
Every day is like Sunday, which is very on brand for our fave manc!I have just said to my OH (
Fraus, I have been under the misapprehension that today is Sunday. #alldaysareinterchangable
Is Jack awake yet? I thought she would want to join us with her riff on Vienetta.
Why you grumble?
Jack made pumble.
What tastes better?
Vienetta.
Jack made pumble.
What tastes better?
Vienetta.
That’s a blast from the past! Well remembered!
Jack must be away for the weekend again as she is very quiet!
She’s such a fun sponge, I bet you she’s not tweeting to try and ruin our thread anniversary celebration
Eta: stacking the joy of finally becoming a vip after 3 long years
Eta: stacking the joy of finally becoming a vip after 3 long years
Was Vienetta on Jack's proustian covid list of everything she ate as a child? #poor
eta I have very fond memories of Mum and Dad getting the Vienetta out of the freezer! Dad wasn't a fireman with an MBE though
eta I have very fond memories of Mum and Dad getting the Vienetta out of the freezer! Dad wasn't a fireman with an MBE though
I have just googled vegan Viennetta - it looks like it existed briefly and then IT LEFT. Bit jealous of you non-vegans today, those mini Viennettas look 
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Nah I just refer to it as decimated olives. Sometimes @Captainmouse auto carrots it to desecrated. Both work tbh.
No Vienettas in Aldi today lads. I bought some own brand GU puddings instead and will be begging for Pringles lids in due course.
As part of 300th thread celebrations I have included footage of traaazers on a bird- see how Old Chief's chickens shun the unnatural creature.
Kind of scared to go to the supermarket in case I see someone with a Vienetta in their trolley. I won’t be able to resist going up to them and whispering ‘Pumble’ in their ear to see if they’re one of us.
Too many people to fit even in Jack’s ginormous imaginary forever orangery, but no fraus left behind in our dear, dear hearts. Have a lovely day!
I jest, love you all
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Too many people to fit even in Jack’s ginormous imaginary forever orangery, but no fraus left behind in our dear, dear hearts. Have a lovely day!
I jest, love you all
As kids, we used to get excited about three-striped Neapolitan ice-cream. Thems were the days!
This. It must have been exhausting at so many times, but Silvey and Marmy battled through to bring us the breaking news. Thank you both.
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Too many people to fit even in Jack’s ginormous imaginary forever orangery, but no fraus left behind in our dear, dear hearts. Have a lovely day!
I jest, love you all
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