Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[Emmapism]

300 threads. Holy moly. Thanks mods for the celebratory hats. I'm off on a coach to go see my mate who is celebrating a big birthday, so it's a doubly momentous day

Big love to you all from this irritating paperclip

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Happy 300, darling Frauen and Herren. Thanks for the extremely authentic Venetian desserts adorning our heads, mods.

Watching Saturday Kitchen on catch-up to celebrate, and glorying in the bum vase.

I’ve woken up for the second consecutive morning thinking about the baffling dichotomy of Jack claiming to be spawn of a Marxist while tweeting at least once a week that she’s desperate to own a house. PROPERTY IS THEFT, Jack, and that makes yer slumlord Grandad and yer da tea-leaves.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Then you must post them! Maybe start a Recipe Of The Day slot. It’ll be a shitshow, but an entertaining shitshow.

I think I'd lose any amount of canal goodwill I've garnered if I start doing that

 

[hellosailor⚓]

Just want to say....thanks for all the laughs and FACTS, wunderfrauen! This hive of slop and Viennetta-ry is a Michelin star in a world of rinsed beans

 

[KebabGirl]

Happy Saturday and 300 threads! Just had 2 days of political Jack to grunk - you are all hilarious, Jack is tedious.

Here's to 300 more

 

[Pixieboots]

Happy 300, ninnies! I'm off out this afternoon to celebrate a friend's birthday, so I'll be secretly owl champagning in our honour.

And our HATS! What a day!

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

Happy 300th birthday to the mithering fraus. I love being here and you guys really do keep me going!

Posting to see what I look like with my Vienetta hat, and also to share my OT Vienetta horror story

Spoiler: OT Vienetta Mithering

I was once on the bus coming home from the city, and one of the stops was on an out of town shopping centre with a massive Tescos.

An elderly bloke got on with his shopping and sat at the front, gets comfy then reaches into his shopping bag and pulled out a Vienetta which he then proceeded to EAT LIKE A GIANT CHOC ICE.

Uguise, everyone on the bus was looking on with a mixture of amazement and semi disgust.

However, dear readers, the tale doth not end there. The bus driver lurched round a particularly tight roundabout coming off the shopping complex. The Vienetta slipped out of the auld fella’s grasp - and dropped on the floor. I regret to inform you he didn’t miss a beat, scooped it up off the bus floor and carried on eating as if nothing had happened.

I honestly genuinely swear on my life this happened and it isn’t a Jackanory Monroe lie.

On topic. She’s still a bell end.

ETA oh, I have to share my hat between two old variety stars…ploppers!

 

[Walkdengirl]

The squig has replied to this, and quite rightly said -

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She is truly vile.

And we have hats!!!!

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Happy 300th birthday to the mithering fraus. I love being here and you guys really do keep me going!

Posting to see what I look like with my Vienetta hat, and also to share my OT Vienetta horror story

Spoiler: OT Vienetta Mithering

I was once on the bus coming home from the city, and one of the stops was on an out of town shopping centre with a massive Tescos.

An elderly bloke got on with his shopping and sat at the front, gets comfy then reaches into his shopping bag and pulled out a Vienetta which he then proceeded to EAT LIKE A GIANT CHOC ICE.

Uguise, everyone on the bus was looking on with a mixture of amazement and semi disgust.

However, dear readers, the tale doth not end there. The bus driver lurched round a particularly tight roundabout coming off the shopping complex. The Vienetta slipped out of the auld fella’s grasp - and dropped on the floor. I regret to inform you he didn’t miss a beat, scooped it up off the bus floor and carried on eating as if nothing had happened.

I honestly genuinely swear on my life this happened and it isn’t a Jackanory Monroe lie.

On topic. She’s still a bell end.

ETA oh, I have to share my hat between two old variety stars…ploppers!

That’s the best story ever! I don’t even care if u might have made it up!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The only thing I want to hear from Jack this weekend is ‘that vicious mendacious gang of TERFS and haters of gays and autistics have now made up 300 entire threads of LIES and LIBEL. It’s all printed off and bound in Moleskine folders, ready to be posted to 1 Israel Street, Israel as soon as I’m allowed back in the post office, pal.’

I can’t wait for today to be summarised in court “and on the 7th of May 2022 not only did these vicious group of individuals revel in reaching 300 threads, your honour they did it with Viennetta hats”
OT: I may have to venture to Asda and purchase a Birthday Cake Viennetta for the occasion.

 

[Feck]

Did you not all get a classic Italian frozen dessert on your doorstep this morning to celebrate?

You get a Viennetta! And you get a Viennetta! And you get a Viennetta!

It's quite warm down here today and mine had melted, sadly. Not to worry though. I've bunged it in the slow cooker and added a tin of rinsed beans. Viennetta soup to mark this momentous occasion Happy thread #300 one and all

 

[welcomespins]

You ask and we shall find .

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ETA- @Cookiecookie Mrs T is obsessed by Heartbreaker too. She is in tears at the moment. I cannot comment because I am posting pictures of vile recipes made by a horrible person to a group of hilarious trolls on the internet.

Trigger warning (Chesney loves Viennetta, from his exotic local corner shop)

 

[jenny2603]

I know we've been so blessed today already with our Vienetta hats but I am a greedy goblin and would like an extra treat, specifically an AMA with Iqbal to celebrate hitting the big 300.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Was at the beginning, one of the dishes a viewer had cooked. Bum vase background!View attachment 1249422

Not so much this one which is more Turkey BBL but the Lorraine bum reminds me of a little baby bum just standing there free from their nappy

Happy thread 300 fraus! Thank you for the many, many lols and all the scientific recipes and the photoshops and screenshots

 

[Grizzlybear]

Say what you want about the champagne fauxualist, she got us all through a mad few years

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Vienetta hats Thank you @Yel this is brilliant <3

 

[Pocahontas]

Oh my Christ. The vienetta hats. Grunting this morning and I thought everyone had made their own but no, behold! The Tattle Gods have smiled on us

@Yel @Pocahontas we SHAN’T ever forget this. Tattle has my heart forever Have a lovely day!

#blessed #thankyou 🥹

300 threads - it’s Jack’s favourite number x 100! Our layered ice cream heads are so decadent - if I accepted any credit for them it would be like Jack saying she had invented Sure Start vouchers and founding the first food bank.

I wonder if she is also celebrating this occasion with a Viennetta? Doubtful, she’s such a gelato expert these days it would be beneath her.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

300 threads. Holy moly. Thanks mods for the celebratory hats. I'm off on a coach to go see my mate who is celebrating a big birthday, so it's a doubly momentous day

Big love to you all from this irritating paperclip

Hope you get a hilarious coach chaos!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Aww look everyone, Jack is happy for us.

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Happy 300th you lot, you don't look a day over 31.

I bloody love viennetta, and am very much enjoying my new hat.